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  1. mike morley

    Why are English cricket pundits so determined to count chickens?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Because all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds!

    3. tractionman

      tractionman

      presumably because the game itself is so dull

    4. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      It is a prerequisite of punditry. When there's nothing to say, talk about nothing.

  2. mike morley

    Why don't you ever notice that you havent re-fitted the cab's glazing until after you've semi-permanently coupled the loco to its tender?

  3. mike morley

    Why is it that at least half the people found in a filling station at any one time bumble slowly around with the bemused air of those who have never, in their entire lives, previously encountered a fuel pump or replenished the tank of a vehicle of any kind?

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      No, it was behind me, fortunately.

    3. loickebros

      loickebros

      round here they think the space next to the pumps are to park your car while you go in to get your paper arghhh

    4. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      . . . or your week’s shopping!

  4. mike morley

    Why, when paint is so reluctant to adher to a kit that isnt scrupulously clean and primed properly, does it adhere so tenciously to a tea-stained kitchen sink that is somewhat overdue a good clean?

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Murphy's Law in action...

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The tea stains act as primer.

    4. mike morley

      mike morley

      A couple of minutes use of elbow grease, Cif and a scouring pad means I now have a clean kitchen sink, but my efforts haven't made the slightest difference to the paint.

  5. mike morley

    Windows 10 is awful. And Microsoft Edge is even worse!

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Yawn.

    3. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      It is worse than awful

    4. 2mmMark

      2mmMark

      Recently acquire a Win 10 tablet. I've found it very good so far. Edge is OK but you ca't install addons like ad blockers

  6. mike morley

    Yesterday I applied the transfers to one side of a wagon and made a perfectly acceptable job of it. Today I do the other side of the same wagon and make a right pigs ear of it. Arrggghhhh!

    1. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Funny how we always balls up the second side.

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