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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling, "No!" And her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen...