Brinkly

No oil, Andy, just offer 'em the biscuits and they'll probably go away happy (they normally take them anyway!).

Sadly for Mr Brinkly the operational area of these renegade warlordettes is confined to just a few miles around the rebel-held stronghold of Ivybridge. Fortunately for the rest of Swagonia, the districts of Plymouth and Devonport remain loyal to the flag! :-pp

I'll slip something in their chilli on Saturday which should confine them to barracks and the toilet block for a few days.

Having just put the phone down to the Secretary General, we have called in some NATO airstrikes to clear the rebel-held area, purely to ensure the safety of the Library Knitting Group!