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One for the physicists A drunk called Higgs Boson staggers out of a pub and attempts to enter a catholic church immediately across the road. However he is stopped by some church members who are standing at the door and have noticed his intoxicated state, He insists that he should be allowed in to the church claiming that if it wasn't for him they wouldn't have Mass.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes opened wide as he replied " I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! , they'll throw both of us in jail! absolutely not! , I CANNOT sell you cyanide, in fact I should report you just for asking for it !" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription"

Hi Chris, I fitted a Hornby decoder with no problems. If the loco is working but not the lights you may have put the decoder plug in the wrong way around. The orange wire should align with the 1 or arrow on the board Dave

Hi Mark, The NRM have made arrangements for non UK residents to purchase the model; you just can't do it online. However, don't ring the number on the website as you will be told to ring the retail department. The direct number for international orders is 01904685730. Ring after 10am UK time, if you want to talk to a real person - if you ring earlier and leave a message they will call you back. Postage is not cheap but you get a deduction for VAT. My model arrived on Xmas eve after I placed an order on Dec 17. Beautiful model and IMHO worth every penny Seasons greetings to all Dave

For those that may not read MRE Mag online and have an interest in the class 22... "Dapol Class 22 Delayed In a communication with MREmag reader, Tony Cockrell, Dapol have informed him that the Class 22 model that they had planned to release this year has been put back to 2010 and is expected to be ready for distribution in the first half of the year."