Matt

getting down with Emojis could get you into trouble.... a member of my team messaged me saying a member of her family had passed away and she would be sorting out things for next few days.  Thinking "i get this emoji" lark i pressed the "heart" button which on here means "friendly supportive" but it turns out on my work comms account means "i love what you just said"... a quick follow up apology was sent to assure her i am not the most insensitive boss of the century... damnit i think i'll just stick with words

Walking into office and encounter lady with blue umbrella covered in white west highland terriers. "So you're a fan of 1980s central Scotland diesels then?" "Err? no?"

On light duties since not following the rule of keeping ones fingers behind the scalpel blade... Have a 1" gash down to the bone in my index finger for my efforts. It probably won't teach me...

Sudden realisation : best investment of past 10 years has been my many Bachmann locos and stock... With price rises flowing through to second hand the increase in value has beaten the stock market...

Sudden realisation as trying to decide what to do with my ISAs: best investment of past 10 years has been my many Bachmann locos and stock... With price rises flowing through to second hand the increase in value has beaten the stock market...

Sudden realisation as trying to decide what to do with my ISAs: best investment of past 10 years has been my many Bachmann locos and stock... With price rises flowing through to second hand the increase in value has beaten the stock market...

Finally indoctrinated my 5 yr old daughter in Thomas... Well at least with Barbie riding in the wagons

Finally indoctrinated my 5 yr old daughter in Thomas... Well at least with Barbie riding in the wagons