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Wondering how my wife can hear me drop a track pin on the carpet when she's in the kitchen cooking - yet can sleep through her own snoring which sounds like a tractor in need of a service?
Horsetan
I have no idea what I sound like when I'm sleeping. Probably a Toyota Pious.
sharris
A Toyota Pious - is that the new Popemobile?
The Pope has a secondhand Renault 4 that's been at least twice round the clock. His official car is a Ford Focus.