Phil Howe

When your furniture maker asks you "which side does sir dress?"

More reminiscent of a ski-jump start tower

An oldie, but a goodie.

I scrolled to the second picture expecting that one to be your take on the real location shown in the first; this is a beautiful and realistic bit of modelling, and cannily photographed to boot!

My daughter asked me "Daddy, do you and Mummy have sexual relations?" I thought "the time has come" so braced myself, and answered "Yes, darling, we do" She thought for a moment. Then "Why haven't I met any of them?"

Check out Steve's Small World. He makes texture rollers and stamps: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGA3IhcAeKvz1uB6GLmwa6A/featured

This made me smile; Ditcheat Manor bedecked for Christmas at Great Western shopping outlet in Swindon. The rest of the shopping experience, not so much

Apologies if I have missed it elsewhere Grahame, but I would be interested to see a "how to" of your white-framed windows above. Do you just use a paint pen and ruler, or is there some other witchcraft in play?

This. Made me smile. Over and over...

Box files, traditional construction (without the plastic ends) in Tesco's stationery aisle today.

This is more like it! I've missed my regular drool over your beautiful plastic engineering. Hope you're keeping well Ron; it's really good to see you once again making progress on your own project. Cheers Phil

I love the first comment on this page; "could of," "should of," "would of!" Coupled with all the grammatical and spelling errors, the only place Andrew could have used "of" correctly, he didn't! I know that its all to late to do something about this but i do strongly think that the council should of taken in to fact that they were a number to ways to of kept the art deco building. my grandad worked there for 15 years and he would of been horified that they have pulled down a part of derby. SAVE OUR BUILDINGS BEFORE IT TO LATE!!!! The station could of been restored to its orignal state. it could of been made into a visiter centre filled with classic busses of the 1930s. Andrew Cheers Phil

You're doing them an injustice; they at least think the Earth is ROUND!