[Storm-hit Dawlish railway line 'may be moved out to sea']

Not too many properties involved in a potential compulsory purchase.

 

[3-word game]

Foie Gras anyone?

[Early Risers.]

In sunny Teignmouth it;

Was warm yesterday.

Tis warm at present.

 

Woman passed the Outreach engineer working on the green cabinet on the street.  The engineer asked if she knew the time.

She replied "it's between 8 and 1."

 

[South Devon Main Line (1987 to 1992)]

Jonny777 did you know my mate Ron who was senior railman at Teignmouth?

[Bargain Hunters Mark 2]

This seems to be slightly overpriced to me 

 

[Storm-hit Dawlish railway line 'may be moved out to sea']

https://consultations.networkrail.co.uk/communications/swrrp/

[The Forum Jokes Thread]

Not a joke but it always made me chuckle.

In the guards seating compartment on the VEP's there was a First Aid/safety notice. It frequently had a message scrawled on it by some wag.  It was often "Moomin the piss flap."

I knew nothing about Moomins then and I still don't.

[Football Focus]

1 hour ago, SHMD said:

 

I'm not sure about the last two photos but in the first is that graham souness at the far left with graham souness at the right of the picture with graham souness in the foreground?

(I'm not sure about the other three, and no I wasn't there - honest!)

 

 

Kev.

 

Hey der Lah, dats our Tel

[Football Focus]

Graham Souness left Spurs in the 70's because he was homesick.

Good to see he managed to man up later.

[3-word game]

or the sousaphone

[Football Focus]

Maybe a Russian oligarch with interests in teapot producers or a collection of scent bottles could show an interest in NUFC.

[DJM - Statement of Affairs released]

8 minutes ago, guzzler17 said:

 

Business trips to China.

He has some healthy looking travel photo albums. 

[Early Risers.]

4 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

Just received this mornings mail. In it was a letter from the PPI people. I opened it up and the first line read "Your PPI claim has been re-assessed." I thought that if they want any back its tough luck because its been spent. But no, they have found that they owe me another £950!  

Which PPI people did you use Phil?

[And another phone scam/nuisnace]

Since we installed Talktalks Call Safe we haven't had any silly calls.  It isn't because they have been deterred by the answering method. We just haven't received any silly ones that we have had to decline.

[Storm-hit Dawlish railway line 'may be moved out to sea']

The good people of Totnes threw out Costas plans so they can't be all bad.

Especially around the shops at the top of the main street where there is always a herbal smell.

[3-word game]

or with tweezers

[Early Risers.]

1 hour ago, brianusa said:

 

Add trump to the list.

     Brian.

Please don't.

[Football Focus]

Most capped England male Peter Shilton 125, 2nd Wayne Rooney 120.

 

Most capped women

Fara Williams 170

Karen Carney 143

Alex Scott 140

Jill Scott 140

Casey Stoney 130

 

How on earth do they do that? Ok, Shilts would have had more if Clemence hadn't been used alternatively, or less. 

[Early Risers.]

54 minutes ago, tetsudofan said:

… and talking about buildings in the garden this is the latest building appearing in my garden sitting atop Big Mountain:

 

 

Roof shingles currently being laid so still quite a bit to be done until its finished.

 

Keith

Looks great.

[3-word game]

little blighters to

[3-word game]

we're leaving! 

Nasal

[Early Risers.]

6 hours in the 'ambulatory' at the hospital yesterday determined that Mum didn't have a PE on the lung.

 

The sun arrived lunch time but presently it looks a bit like thunder. 

 

Mid morning I popped into town to get some meds.  I have never seen the town so full of females over 55.  It was heaving with them. At one cash machine there was a queue of about 8.  Maybe a convention of knitters or curtain twitchers is being held locally. If so Wetherspoons will be busy at 5pm.

[Early Risers.]

I've had to adjust this joke as it was non pc.

 

An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman in a pub.

The Englishman said "England are the best 1 day cricket team in the World at present."

The Englishman replied "Yes, they are favourites for the ICC World Cup."

The Englishman agreed.

And they had a jolly good drink and they ............

 

[Football Focus]

Can he close the ground and build a big sports shop?

 

[Football Focus]

What does he want to achieve by running the club into the ground and keeping it yoyoing between the top two leagues?