Jon Fitness

is having prune yoghurt with, er, prunes....

just dropped my stock box on the floor...10 or so 2mmFS locos in pieces :-(

Preparation made for drive to Llangollen Gala but I walked into town and PX my car instead. Ah well, there's alway tomorrow...

The rather pungent brie I bought the other day will shortly be consumed; its ability to attack the nostrils at 50 paces has brought the household to the brink of disharmony.

I am so fed up and stressed. My points on the layout dont work. I am very close to ripping the whole thing up. Really fed up at the moment

RMWeb Bingo. See if you can spot the following whinges in one days posting: H&S, forum running slowly, anything about Hornby, price of diesel, RTR pricing...

needs a replacement spine, hands and shoulders.

why do people come on holiday and then leave their manners at home?

Spivs Rule.........Just waitied 15 minutes to put petrol in becasue some numpty in no.10 created a scare to help his chums out. Price up from last night....Bloody predictable

Is it me or does Hobgoblin Ale not taste as nice as it used to?

5 mins into the apprentice and I already hate all of them!

thanks yahoo, now know the qualifying result i was going to watch

Has come up with a new system for boarding and unloading passengers at high speed. Basically, its a modification of the Royal Mail loading and unloading baskets and hooks. You think it could catch on?

just got in from work, Put the dishwasher on and it has sarted to smell like a giant fried DCC chip.

Tack, check, tweak, check, tack, check, tack, check, tweak, check......

wishes the model manufacturers would announce as many beautiful reasonably priced locos in 7mm scale as they do in 4mm scale..You 4mm bods are just spoilt rotten!

Same old trolls, oops doom and gloom merchants with their half empty glasses I see

Excuse me RMweb’ers but *%^$ %^”£%$^ %^*$£#*S!!! For several months now I have been calling in on a pub on the way home. So, I hear you say, well I always got my laptop out and do some modelling design work before hitting domestic bliss at home. Maybe 4 or 5 visits a month with 2 or 3 pints each time. Tonight the landlord announced that he was charging 50p for me to plug in my laptop! I can only assume he already has enough customers.

Is wondering what all the extra bits are for in my first ever Slaters 7mm BR Van kit

OiiOiiOi - Brian Cox! If you are so chuffing clever ..... find me a way to put more days in the week, and make it happen three weeks ago

Colas now own 4 56s !!

Noticing a trend to not bother thanking people, it takes several minutes to reply to a query, even if not exactly what was wanted, it takes less than a second to thank the responder.

Humbrol Matt 33...not anymore it seems stir for ages, still dries sticky gloss. Rubbish ..grrrr

The inside of a butternut squash distinctly resembles something out of the film 'Alien'...

is mulling over uprooting the residential area to make way for a MPD/steam depot...