Horsetan Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 This reminds me of Graham Rawles 'Lost Consonants'. of which my favourite was 'Andrew Lloyd Webber pens another hit musical' Wuthering Eights Lice in Wonderland Lord Of The Lies Little Omen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 20, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 20, 2017 Or second lines that would completely ruin it. "Hey everyone, Godot is here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I used to read to my daughter, as she would snuggle up in her bed at night. I now read the same book to her children (my grandchildren). The book is called Goodnight, Goodnight and is written by Eve Rice. Goodnight came over the rooftops slowly --- Then the murders began! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium mezzoman253 Posted March 20, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 20, 2017 There are several books, I struggled to complete, that would have been better had the second line been.............................. The end. Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovex Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, "and what is the use of a book" thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?" And then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 'Hello' said Mr Tumble. And then the murders began Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovex Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. And then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wollastonblue Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 One upon a time there was a little engine called Edward. And then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 The Prince was very fed up. And then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34theletterbetweenB&D Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 What a paradox, what a fearful reproach, when the distinction of a few hundred miles - nay as many feet or even inches! - can transform heinous crime to simple unqualified circumstance. And then, the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Paris! In Paris it was, in the summer of 1840. And then the murders began. Oh, wait a minute.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Bill and Ben loved to play tricks on other engines. And then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Laura stood at the sea shore, the oceans of the world at her feet. And then the murders began Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohmisterporter Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Canterbury Ales The Old Curiosity Hop The man in the Ron mask Clarissa Akes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 28, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 28, 2017 Once upon a time there was a little house, and all around the house was a beautiful garden, and down at the bottom of the garden was a place where the man who worked in the garden left his things while he went in to the house to have his dinner... and then the murders began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Old MacDonald had a farm. and then the murders began! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Old MacDonald had a farm. and then the burgers began Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Almustafa, the chosen and the beloved, who was a dawn unto his own day, had waited twelve years in the city of Orphalese for his ship that was to return and bear him back to the isle of his birth... ... And then the murders began.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 "There were two of them in the van that early morning, lights on to combat the haar which blew in from the North Sea."** The Murders had already Started!!! **the opening sentence of "The Black Book" by Ian Rankin - A John Rebus novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The Canterbury Ales The Old Curiosity Hop The man in the Ron mask Clarissa Akes Hear of Darkness The Good Solder Moy Dick Three Men in a Boa Adrian the Seventh Brave New Wold Coop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Brave New Wold Or Brave New Word ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Or Brave New Word ? Or Rave New World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Eighty years ago the famous iron-hulled steamship Great Britain was a sad rusting hulk in the Falkland Islands, but since then she has been rescued and restored, and is today a popular tourist attraction on display at the Great Western Dockyard in Bristol. And then the murders began! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 30, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 30, 2017 Not for the first time , an argument had broken out over breakfast at No 4 Privet Drive . Then the murders began . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohmisterporter Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Our Ma in Havana The Da Vinci Cod The 3 steps White fan The Jungle Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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