RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted April 1 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 1 (edited) https://www.radioexe.co.uk/news-and-features/local-news/devon-to-get-new-sleeper-train/ Check the date. Tee hee Exeter-Okehampton will take 10 hours Devon is to get a new luxury train ‘sleeper’ service. The premium overnight route will build on the success of Dartmoor Line, which came back into use in 2021 after being axed decades ago. Running from Exeter Central to Okehampton, and sometimes back again, the service will provide dinner, bed and breakfast as it passes through the Devon countryside. Based on the ‘slow’ movement, which encourages a more measured way of life, the 20-mile journey will take 10 hours, leaving passengers sufficient time for a ludicrously expensive dinner before retiring to their berths and then getting up again for an even more ludicrously expensive breakfast. The fine dining menu includes slow-roasted foul with gravy train for main, followed by fruit fool pudding. Passengers will be expected to dress for dinner and undress for bed, or vice versa. Liveried staff will be on hand at all times to help, whether passengers want it or not. The company behind the scheme, Koolep Frajilo, says the success of luxury train services globally shows that demand for quality never wanes. “It’s like the Orient Express,” said spokesperson Kanye B. Cirrius. “But instead of Venice, think Venn Ottery. For Budapest, we have Buckfastleigh. And while Umbria's out of the question, Umberleigh's a very real possibility given the number of times we re-route for signal failures. "As well as the traditional services people have come to expect from train journeys in Devon - expensive tickets, blocked loos and an unrivalled ability to treat paying customers like criminals by threatening them with court action for not having the right tickets we've been unable to sell them - we'll now trap them on board overnight and pretend we care whilst fleecing them for every penny we can get." Trains will run westerly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and eastbound on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays because, in the words of the train company, no one wants to be stuck in Okehampton on Sunday when there's nothing to do. Although the final departure time hasn't been announced, the train operator says it will obviously be moments before the last buses connect with it, "because we know it frustrates the hell out of people and besides, we wouldn't want the type of passengers who rely on public transport." They continued: "If this works, who knows where this could take us? Tavistock? Barnstaple? Westward Ho!? Some of these places even have railway stations." Tickets for the Exeter-Okehampton service won't be available from closed ticket offices after 12 noon today. Edited April 1 by Ramblin Rich 1 5 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted April 1 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 1 (edited) Some would say that Oakey has been asleep for decades. Made me smile Rich. Thank you. P Edited April 1 by Mallard60022 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickham Green too Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 23 hours ago, Mallard60022 said: Some would say that Oakey has been asleep for decades. ... Probably since the demise of the Car Carrier ............. maybe that'll be 'announced' for reinstatement next April 1st ??!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foulounoux Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Having driven back along the A30 yesterday from Launceston 10hrs might be a bit quick for a bank holiday;-) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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