Tim Hale Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 1 & 2. Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi or Bachmann spilt chassis – I can’t decide which is worse 3. The 2012 Olympics (as loved by Al Murray) 4. Summer visitors 5. Mossies and wasps 6. The Airfix tender drive 7. My mortgage 8. Type 42 destroyer 9. Haemorrhoids 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim V Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Definitely the Olympics. Then the next frenzy around the Football World Cup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John M Upton Posted July 11, 2011 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11, 2011 Rupert Murdoch This Government (will only be replaced with another of basically the same incompetence though...) Chavs, scallies, hoodies, idiots and morons Endless remakes of classic movies The 2012 Olympics or rather the associated blatant commercialisation and hype. ITV1 The G-Whizz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 1.Voyagers. 2.Chavs. 3.Newscorp. 4.The established political order in the UK. 5.Kim Jong Il/Gadaffi/Mugabe. 6.Modern drinking culture. 7.Voyagers. 8.Noisy, boy racer exhausts. 9.Tracksuits (see 2 & 8 ). 10.Managers under the age of 35. 11.The tyranny of primary colours and corporate imagery apparently designed by hyperactive 4 year-olds! 12.P***ed, gobby 40-something 'men' in football shirts 13.Voyagers. 14.Voyagers. Dave. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.A.C Martin Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Geordie Shore. Worst abomination on television to date. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Belgian Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Cancer. Wife. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Are we allowed to name names in this thread?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Are we allowed to name names in this thread?! Yeah, chuck me on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Hale Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 Are we allowed to name names in this thread?! James, Too late, already done that in the opening post. To which I might like to add the two Ginsters pasties in the 'fridge, I do wish that they would just go. Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 1 & 2. Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi or Bachmann spilt chassis – I can’t decide which is worse 3. The 2012 Olympics (as loved by Al Murray) 4. Summer visitors 5. Mossies and wasps 6. The Airfix tender drive 7. My mortgage 8. Type 42 destroyer 9. Haemorrhoids There's one Type 42 I was sad to see sink - HMS Sheffield. I had the pleasure of going on a day trip round the Isle of Wight on the 'Shiny Sheff' back in 1980. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Too late, already done that in the opening post. I wasn't thinking of celebrities! But individuals I've had the misfortune to work with or meet in life! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 No win, no fee parasites. Political Correctness 2012 Olympics No win no fee Health and Safety gone mad Jobsworths American management speak Uncomfortable plastic multiple units No win no fee No win no fee Chav's Drinking culture 'Ladette's and other gobby, p**ssed up idiots seen in any town centre on Saturday night. Farts on wheels with noisy exhausts and all the other chavvy add ons of the usual 'Halfords Hero'. Loud booming ©rap music eminating from a chav's 'ride'. etc etc etc 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torn-on-the-platform Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Geordie Shore Whilst the idea of the show makes me feel ill... I watched an episode and found it quite amusing. Could never watch another one though! 1. I hate to tar them all with one word, but yes, Chavs and the culture they bring with them. Not so exposed to them in Sheffield as I am back home but whilst walking home from lectures the other day some chavs attempted to pelt me with mini-apples. They all missed though! I must admit though, it would have been quite amusing to have hit me from the distance they were throwing from. 2. Rap music/Autotuned RnB - where's the talent? 3. Phones and other similar devices that allow tinny music to be played on buses 4. The public obsession for 'A list' celebrity - these are often the ones that aren't talented and are famous just for their looks and money 5. Hypocritical tabloids - enough said 6. Extreme health and safety 7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell I could go on, but I'm only 20 so I'm not sure I'm allowed to be THAT angry at the world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 No win, no fee parasites. One local no-win-no-fee lot have numerous company cars with their name plastered all over them - a little while ago I saw one of their cars embedded in the back of a car at traffic lights in Hull I don't wish accidents on anyone but in this case I'm very sure there was a claim there! I hope the innocent party persued it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 "...7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell..." Oooooh yes! dave. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Hale Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 To which I might like to add the two Ginsters pasties in the 'fridge, I do wish that they would just go. Just launched onto the garage roof, now the local s*itehawks can get the trots. Tim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 ...much to the distress of local car owners... Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coppercap Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 "...7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell..." Oooooh yes! dave. Also people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of just quietly saying 'goodbye' at the door as they leave! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Colin Posted July 11, 2011 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11, 2011 No win, no fee parasites. Political Correctness 2012 Olympics No win no fee Health and Safety gone mad Jobsworths American management speak Uncomfortable plastic multiple units No win no fee No win no fee Chav's Drinking culture 'Ladette's and other gobby, p**ssed up idiots seen in any town centre on Saturday night. Farts on wheels with noisy exhausts and all the other chavvy add ons of the usual 'Halfords Hero'. Loud booming ©rap music eminating from a chav's 'ride'. etc etc etc Nice one, BD - I'd just like to add: Cowell's X-Factor nonentities Yuman Rights as in "I know my rights, you can't touch me" Audi Q7s and BMW X5s Overrated, overhyped sporting "heroes" (Talented - yes, heroic - hardly!) Celebrity gossip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Excrement Factor and Poop Idol really get my goat along with 'Re-Heat' Magazine and any other 'who gives a toss what a Z list non-entity wears' mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Hale Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 Katie Prices' implants..................................................... Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Katie Prices' implants..................................................... Tim Never mind the implants, just Katie Price will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John M Upton Posted July 11, 2011 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 11, 2011 Katie Price and other similarly vacuous 'celebrities' who have done sweet F.A. and are beloved of the red top tabloids and ITV2 who would sell their grandmother on Ebay if it meant another appearance in the media. Eastenders/Coronation Street/Emmerdale/Hollyoaks - depressing unrealistic tripe the lot of it. The corporate money monsters who ruined ITV, the rot seems to have set in when Carlton turned up and were allowed to buy up all the rest of it. Jar Jar Binks Chavmobiles - Usually uninsured clapped out old hatchbacks with no MOT, a huge exhaust and a five hundred quid body kit on it. Junk mail. Salesmen/cold callers, especially if they are trying to sell me Sky Television!! The 'new' Routemaster - the epitome of over engineered, over priced waste of money. Battersea Power Station - Actually I would be sad to see it go but this farce has gone on long enough and it is time it was finally put out of its long suffering misery. Class 142's Drunk morons Wasps 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Nice one, BD - I'd just like to add: Cowell's X-Factor nonentities Yuman Rights as in "I know my rights, you can't touch me" Audi Q7s and BMW X5s Overrated, overhyped sporting "heroes" (Talented - yes, heroic - hardly!) Celebrity gossip Unfortunately a lot of Audi's and especially BMW's come with an optional extra called T.A.P. or Total A***hole Pack. When the T.A.P. is being used, the drivers of these cars behave in such a manner that the rules of the road and common courtesy don't apply to them. Tailgating, aggressive driving, failing to indicate and undertaking are all indications that a BMW or Audi is T.A.P. fitted, and the add on is working correctly. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold unravelled Posted July 11, 2011 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11, 2011 The apostrophe. Ideally just the misused ones, but the loss of all would be a small price to pay for reduced irritation.... Dave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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