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1 & 2. Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi or Bachmann spilt chassis – I can’t decide which is worse

 

3. The 2012 Olympics (as loved by Al Murray)

 

4. Summer visitors

 

5. Mossies and wasps

 

6. The Airfix tender drive

 

7. My mortgage

 

8. Type 42 destroyer

 

9. Haemorrhoids

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Rupert Murdoch

This Government (will only be replaced with another of basically the same incompetence though...)

Chavs, scallies, hoodies, idiots and morons

Endless remakes of classic movies

The 2012 Olympics or rather the associated blatant commercialisation and hype.

ITV1

The G-Whizz

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1.Voyagers.

2.Chavs.

3.Newscorp.

4.The established political order in the UK.

5.Kim Jong Il/Gadaffi/Mugabe.

6.Modern drinking culture.

7.Voyagers.

8.Noisy, boy racer exhausts.

9.Tracksuits (see 2 & 8 ).

10.Managers under the age of 35.

11.The tyranny of primary colours and corporate imagery apparently designed by hyperactive 4 year-olds!

12.P***ed, gobby 40-something 'men' in football shirts

13.Voyagers.

14.Voyagers.

 

Dave.

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Are we allowed to name names in this thread?!

 

James,

 

Too late, already done that in the opening post.:yes:

 

To which I might like to add the two Ginsters pasties in the 'fridge, I do wish that they would just go.

 

Tim

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1 & 2. Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi or Bachmann spilt chassis – I can’t decide which is worse

 

3. The 2012 Olympics (as loved by Al Murray)

 

4. Summer visitors

 

5. Mossies and wasps

 

6. The Airfix tender drive

 

7. My mortgage

 

8. Type 42 destroyer

 

9. Haemorrhoids

 

There's one Type 42 I was sad to see sink - HMS Sheffield. I had the pleasure of going on a day trip round the Isle of Wight on the 'Shiny Sheff' back in 1980.

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No win, no fee parasites.

 

Political Correctness

 

2012 Olympics

 

No win no fee

 

Health and Safety gone mad

 

Jobsworths

 

American management speak

 

Uncomfortable plastic multiple units

 

No win no fee

 

No win no fee

 

Chav's

 

Drinking culture

 

'Ladette's and other gobby, p**ssed up idiots seen in any town centre on Saturday night.

 

Farts on wheels with noisy exhausts and all the other chavvy add ons of the usual 'Halfords Hero'.

 

Loud booming ©rap music eminating from a chav's 'ride'.

 

etc

 

etc

 

etc

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Geordie Shore

 

 

Whilst the idea of the show makes me feel ill... I watched an episode and found it quite amusing. Could never watch another one though!

 

1. I hate to tar them all with one word, but yes, Chavs and the culture they bring with them. Not so exposed to them in Sheffield as I am back home but whilst walking home from lectures the other day some chavs attempted to pelt me with mini-apples. They all missed though! I must admit though, it would have been quite amusing to have hit me from the distance they were throwing from.

2. Rap music/Autotuned RnB - where's the talent?

3. Phones and other similar devices that allow tinny music to be played on buses

4. The public obsession for 'A list' celebrity - these are often the ones that aren't talented and are famous just for their looks and money

5. Hypocritical tabloids - enough said

6. Extreme health and safety

7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell

 

I could go on, but I'm only 20 so I'm not sure I'm allowed to be THAT angry at the world.

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No win, no fee parasites.

One local no-win-no-fee lot have numerous company cars with their name plastered all over them - a little while ago I saw one of their cars embedded in the back of a car at traffic lights in Hull :lol:

 

I don't wish accidents on anyone but in this case I'm very sure there was a claim there! I hope the innocent party persued it!

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"...7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell..."

 

Oooooh yes! :yes:

 

dave.

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To which I might like to add the two Ginsters pasties in the 'fridge, I do wish that they would just go.

 

Just launched onto the garage roof, now the local s*itehawks can get the trots.

 

Tim

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"...7. My current pet peeve - people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of going to the front door and ringing the doorbell..."

 

Oooooh yes! :yes:

 

dave.

 

Also people who honk their car horn at 1am instead of just quietly saying 'goodbye' at the door as they leave! :angry:

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No win, no fee parasites.

 

Political Correctness

 

2012 Olympics

 

No win no fee

 

Health and Safety gone mad

 

Jobsworths

 

American management speak

 

Uncomfortable plastic multiple units

 

No win no fee

 

No win no fee

 

Chav's

 

Drinking culture

 

'Ladette's and other gobby, p**ssed up idiots seen in any town centre on Saturday night.

 

Farts on wheels with noisy exhausts and all the other chavvy add ons of the usual 'Halfords Hero'.

 

Loud booming ©rap music eminating from a chav's 'ride'.

 

etc

 

etc

 

etc

 

Nice one, BD - I'd just like to add:

 

Cowell's X-Factor nonentities

 

Yuman Rights as in "I know my rights, you can't touch me"

 

Audi Q7s and BMW X5s

 

Overrated, overhyped sporting "heroes" (Talented - yes, heroic - hardly!)

 

Celebrity gossip

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Katie Price and other similarly vacuous 'celebrities' who have done sweet F.A. and are beloved of the red top tabloids and ITV2 who would sell their grandmother on Ebay if it meant another appearance in the media.

 

Eastenders/Coronation Street/Emmerdale/Hollyoaks - depressing unrealistic tripe the lot of it.

 

The corporate money monsters who ruined ITV, the rot seems to have set in when Carlton turned up and were allowed to buy up all the rest of it.

 

Jar Jar Binks

 

Chavmobiles - Usually uninsured clapped out old hatchbacks with no MOT, a huge exhaust and a five hundred quid body kit on it.

 

Junk mail.

 

Salesmen/cold callers, especially if they are trying to sell me Sky Television!!

 

The 'new' Routemaster - the epitome of over engineered, over priced waste of money.

 

Battersea Power Station - Actually I would be sad to see it go but this farce has gone on long enough and it is time it was finally put out of its long suffering misery.

 

Class 142's

 

Drunk morons

 

Wasps

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Nice one, BD - I'd just like to add:

 

Cowell's X-Factor nonentities

 

Yuman Rights as in "I know my rights, you can't touch me"

 

Audi Q7s and BMW X5s

 

Overrated, overhyped sporting "heroes" (Talented - yes, heroic - hardly!)

 

Celebrity gossip

 

Unfortunately a lot of Audi's and especially BMW's come with an optional extra called T.A.P. or Total A***hole Pack. When the T.A.P. is being used, the drivers of these cars behave in such a manner that the rules of the road and common courtesy don't apply to them. Tailgating, aggressive driving, failing to indicate and undertaking are all indications that a BMW or Audi is T.A.P. fitted, and the add on is working correctly.

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