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Surely you put a piece of black tape over the clock so as not to attract burglars?

Sod off buses!

Funny thing this morning it went off proper. Showing 10psi on the display and a big nail in the shoulder of the tyre.

Literally an advertised feature of the 2CV

Hmph.

The citroen Ami today has an equivalent level of complexity. I just wish they were an actual car and not a quadricycle limited to 28mph.

I had one like that. And it would go off if a tyre was out by around 2psi. The one I have now shows me the actual pressures.

We have a smart oven that connects to the internet. Can it automatically set the time when the clocks change? No it bloody can't.

Remeber when Audis were advertised as literally not being suitable for massive tools?

:( It wasn't the Audi's fault it was being driven by an Audi driver.

Oh, let's see Tesla came from nowhere making rebadged Elans with batteries to being a major manufacturer in only a few years. You can get high speed broadband anywhere in the world via Starlink who's satellites are launched by reusable rockets that land vertically. None of those companies existed a few years ago either. The best you can come up with is 'boo hoo panel gaps' on an early car? The stuff he's done with companies that make stuff is straight up astonishing. Twitter is a trainwreck of course but that's not in the field of making clever technology.

Watched a little bit of it. I guess it's the influence of Bethesda but there were some graphical glitches and even after they'd settled down it wouldn't play in 4K. Next-gen update for Fallout 4 is out tomorrow so I might see if I can find the disk.

Thing is the products are really good even though the bloke's a massive nobber.