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I know the site needs advertising (there's nowt for nowt in this world) but I have just opened VNC and a load of noise issued fourth about PS4 and “it's about the driver”. Really annoying, as I could not locate the offending (offensive) window, initially. It also makes RMweb unsafe for viewing at work.

I know the site needs advertising (there's nowt for nowt in this world) but I have just opened VNC and a load of noise issued fourth about PS4 and “it's about the driver”. Really annoying, as I could not locate the offending (offensive) window, initially. It also makes RMweb unsafe for viewing at work.

I know the site needs advertising (there's nowt for nowt in this world) but I have just opened VNC and a load of noise issued fourth about PS4 and “it's about the driver”. Really annoying, as I could not locate the offending (offensive) window, initially. It also makes RMweb unsafe for viewing at work.

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The sky's gone all Western Enterprise here.

“Attention all hands – this is the purser”, “Cabins come fully equipped and if you wish to 'purchase' items from your cabin, the following charges apply :- bathrobe = €50, Kettle = 110, Coffee m/c = €130, Plaid = €80, Cushion = €50 each, Oreiller =€60.” “Items are charged in the currency of the last major port of call.”, “That is all.”

“Attention all hands – this is the purser”, “Cabins come fully equipped and if you wish to 'purchase' items from your cabin, the following charges apply :- bathrobe = €50, Kettle = 110, Coffee m/c = €130, Plaid = €80, Cushion = €50 each, Oreiller =€60.” “Items are charged in the currency of the last major port of call.”, “That is all.”

Has just been told about a Slimming World Mushy Pea Curry which has 2 tins of Mushy Peas and 1 tin of Baked Beans.... :-@ #Rapid Weight Loss...

You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

...Helm! Where exactly did you say you graduated from? Sir, the HK&LB School of Navigation. “HK&LB” you say? Yes sir, with honours sir. Can't say I've heard of that one Helm. No sir, it's “The Hard Knocks & Loud Bangs School of Navigation”, sir, quite famous sir...

...Helm! Where exactly did you say you graduated from? Sir, the HK&LB School of Navigation. “HK&LB” you say? Yes sir, with honours sir. Can't say I've heard of that one Helm. No sir, it's “The Hard Knocks & Loud Bangs School of Navigation”, sir, quite famous sir...

Sir, just leaving the Terran system's Sun's Heliopause boundary and entering the ISM. Our trailing log indicates that we have travelled ~0.7 Parsecs or 2.28 light years with just under 2 more to go - sir. Watch, anything out there? ZZZzzz... Watch!

Sir, just leaving the Terran system's Sun's Heliopause boundary and entering the ISM. Our trailing log indicates that we have travelled ~0.7 Parsecs or 2.28 light years with just under 2 more to go - sir. Watch, anything out there? ZZZzzz... Watch!

Sir, just leaving the Terran system's Sun's Heliopause boundary and entering the ISM. Our trailing log indicates that we have travelled ~0.7 Parsecs or 2.28 light years with just under 2 more to go - sir. Watch, anything out there? ZZZzzz... Watch!

SMEG

COM, I'm issuing an executive order to the Galley to jettison that batch of “Tartare du Thon” through the starboard airlock – I'm convinced it's not cooked! Sir, the port airlock is still full of Tomato Source and you want the Starboard one filling with raw tuna. No, just “Tartare du Thon”. (Sniggers.)

COM, I'm issuing an executive order to the Galley to jettison that batch of “Tartare du Thon” through the starboard airlock – I'm convinced it's not cooked! Sir, the port airlock is still full of Tomato Source and you want the Starboard one filling with raw tuna. No, just “Tartare du Thon”. (Sniggers.)

Helm! What's happening? Nothing sir. Unless include hurtling along at an ungodly speed in a tin-can and just about to enter the Oort Cloud. Steady as she goes then Helm, Watch, er, keep watching. Sir, permission to change from AU to Parsecs?

Helm! What's happening? Nothing sir. Unless include hurtling along at an ungodly speed in a tin-can and just about to enter the Oort Cloud. Steady as she goes then Helm, Watch, er, keep watching. Sir, permission to change from AU to Parsecs?

Officer of the watch! Why the hell did you let me sleep in this morning? Well sir, you shout at us if we disturb you. Well yes, but I was 15 minutes away from missing the schedule. As it happens, I just managed to make the required changes with 4 minutes to spare!

Officer of the watch! Why the hell did you let me sleep in this morning? Well sir, you shout at us if we disturb you. Well yes, but I was 15 minutes away from missing the schedule. As it happens, I just managed to make the required changes with 4 minutes to spare!

Officer of the watch! Why the hell did you let me sleep in this morning? Well sir, you shout at us if we disturb you. Well yes, but I was 15 minutes away from missing the schedule. As it happens, I just managed to make the required changes with 4 minutes to spare!

Easy as it goes helm. Watch? Sir. Keep a good look out. We're approaching the densest part of the asteroid belt now. Sir? Scanners show the nearest appreciable piece of rock at over 30,000km away.