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  1. SHMD

    Apparantly, I am "all set" and I am going to "have a nice day"!

  2. SHMD

    ...is off to Cedar Rapids today.

  3. Michael Delamar

    Ice station zebra.

  4. Porcy Mane

    Here's a Nugget of a headline. Many chickens clucked a sigh of relief today and yesterday and the day before that. Their impending executions was put off due to the inability of DHL lorries to cross the road.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      I think the KFC directors were hoping to incubate a plan to nurture a growth in share price but have instead hatched a greedy disaster

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  5. Porcy Mane

    Here's a Nugget of a headline. Many chickens clucked a sigh of relief today and yesterday and the day before that. Their impending executions was put off due to the inability of DHL lorries to cross the road.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      I think KFC were counting their chickens and have ended up with a birds free in the bushes

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  6. Allegheny1600

    I do find it remarkable that folk will brag about how cheap they bought something, then endlessly complain when it doesn't work properly.

  7. Porcy Mane

    Here's a Nugget of a headline. Many chickens clucked a sigh of relief today and yesterday and the day before that. Their impending executions was put off due to the inability of DHL lorries to cross the road.

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      what a cock-up

       

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  8. Horsetan

    has just had a missed call from overseas. The caller appears to be in the Vatican. Why would Pope Francis want to call me? #ecumenicalmatter

  9. Stubby47

    Eon letter: Please call us to arrange the fitting of your smart meter. Eon website: We can't fit smart meters in your area. What a bunch of...

  10. Horsetan

    is back from the middle of nowhere. #thekimblewick

  11. Horsetan

    is away to the middle of nowhere.

  12. SHMD

    Today's modelling achievement is a LNWR Signal Cabin Type 4 (size J) Locking Room door drawn up in CAD! (Trouble is – I don't know what a real one looks like!!!)

  13. SHMD

    Today's modelling achievement is a LNWR Signal Cabin Type 4 (size J) Locking Room door drawn up in CAD! (Trouble is – I don't know what a real one looks like!!!)

  14. NGT6 1315

    The Onassis Files

  15. John M Upton

    Is there such a thing as an idiots guide to soldering as I am an idiot and I cannot solder for toffee...

  16. John M Upton

    Is there such a thing as an idiots guide to soldering as I am an idiot and I cannot solder for toffee...

  17. Michael Delamar

    Wiring

  18. Boris

    WTF! Just done my Sainsburys shop to be delivered Wednesday, why do all Sainsburys flower bouquets sat "not safe to eat"? What's wrong with the world?

  19. Boris

    WTF! Just done my Sainsburys shop to be delivered Wednesday, why do all Sainsburys flower bouquets sat "not safe to eat"? What's wrong with the world?

  20. Horsetan

    has literally nothing to wear for Thursday.

  21. Captain Kernow

    What is Art, darling?

  22. NGT6 1315

    NCC-1701-D

  23. SHMD

    DON'T PANIC

  24. Ruston

    Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

  25. adb968008

    Sat by a swimming pool, drinking a pina colada, thinking about what next on my layout. Hope the weathers good at home boys

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