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...and we're off... 90s - didn't take long!

...and we're off... 90s - didn't take long!

I became a dad again today. My beautiful baby daughter was born at 13:26. Im knackered now though. :-)

I wish I had a man shed to go do some modeling in. And not my living room.

I wonder if I may to learn Japanese now

Show me the fox that killed the last of our chucks and I'll show you a high veloicty lead injection!

Show me the fox that killed the last of our chucks and I'll show you a high veloicty lead injection!

it's amazing what a difference cleaning the computer screen can do

A bold hippopotamus was standing one day, On the banks of the cool Shalimar, He gazed at the bottom as he peacefully lay, By the light of the evening star, Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair, His fair hippopotami maid, The hippopotamus was no ignoramus, And sang her this sweet serenade.

Hypothetically speaking, would having 3 J15's be too much?

Why are so many people incapable of using any capital letters or punctuation in their address on Ebay?

How many handbags does a woman need .........

How many handbags does a woman need .........

No mischief here

Just made my first single slip in Templot. Well pleased and thank you Martin

Bill Posters will be prosecuted.

Bill Posters will be prosecuted.

This is codeword material.

Private sign! Do not read!

somewhere, over the rainbow...

has just had a massive plug of earwax fall out of his right earhole. Lovely. Not.

The M6 is just one big car park tonight.

142's. The most inadequate train ever produced? Or just a product of their time?

Thunderbolt and Lightning!

Just after lunch, today, I walked out onto the apron at Pau aerogare, France, where my BAe146 was parked near a huge Antonov aircraft that bore more than a passing resembalence to the 146 – except in size that is!