Tim Dubya

I had a colleague that forgot I am the practical joker at work, and she then tried get me! Fool... I left a hand written note on her car saying "sorry I bumped your new car, I can't see any damage but if you want to look in the daylight and give me a ring" the number was her own mobile number! But because panic and anger had set in she fail to recognise it. next day she said she new it was me, but she couldn't sleep until she had looked at her car with a torch at midni...

Eye drops in their tea, will ensure they spend the afternoon on the toilet wishing for salvation

Brilliant