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Tim Dubya last won the day on July 18 2023
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I have, in my hand a piece of paper...
Porcy Mane
Back on topic courtesy Tommy Cooper.
"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tim Dubya
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Captain Beefheart
Good quote though by Boris Andrex.
My ex bosses wife is Russian and an interpreter/translator. Her name's Marina Coupe. (Honest)