WD0-6-0

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!

I only went out for paint brushes…

I only went out for paint brushes…

It wasn't broke, so they fixed it...

has somehow ended up with many, many more cable ties than I will need Any suggestions?

Day out of work, yay! Grandads funeral, bummer. He did nothing but encourage this hobby, it's all his fault!

Smoke in my eyes, soot in my hair, cinders in my shoes. I'm watching the needle falling away and singing the eight freight blues.

So at what point do you become certifiably insane?

Feeling paternal pride as my four year old has insisted I turn off "chuggington" as he doesn't like it. Because it only has one steam engine and is "just about diesels"

Well, I now have an aptitude test for an apprenticeship next Monday, wish me luck

Random drunk phone call from a friend I haven't spoken to in 6 months, he'd found my female doppelgänger at a party. Several minutes later a selfie followed, him and her, and it's like me with long hair…

Random drunk phone call from a friend I haven't spoken to in 6 months, he'd found my female doppelgänger at a party. Several minutes later a selfie followed, him and her, and it's like me with long hair…

Random drunk phone call from a friend I haven't spoken to in 6 months, he'd found my female doppelgänger at a party. Several minutes later a selfie followed, him and her, and it's like me with long hair…

Whilst waiting at Camborne Station this afternoon I was approached by a gent who was worse for ware. He asked me if I'd visited the gaol to see a mate because he had ! Oh! I like Cornwall tiz proper )

Today I are mainly going to Camborne, erm, does it still stop on Wednesdays ?

PMs don't seem to be working, sent two messages in a group chat but neither are showing (despite the time they were sent showing in my top tab)

PMs don't seem to be working, sent two messages in a group chat but neither are showing (despite the time they were sent showing in my top tab)

Are wood pigeons made of wood? Would yew believe that

Off to an apprenticeship open evening this afternoon, hopefully I'll get to interview and beyond

Don't do drugs or you'll end up like me

A road steam friend of mine has asked me to ask you good peopl if he would be welcome on here? He deserves a good ribbing of course

Anything going on in Cornwall at the moment?

Anything going on in Cornwall at the moment?

For the record, there is absolutely no part of me that enjoys English coursework. It's painful.

What the hell was the first bloke to milk a cow trying to do?