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Simon, The most comprehensive site for much of the information you're seeking is Mark Bau's 'Victorian Railways' - https://www.victorianrailways.net/ If you go to the index of Stations/Locations it's possible to see lots of Signalling diagrams and pictures for individual stations ranging from century-old plans to much of the modern stuff you seem to be after. Be warned, you'll find you can spend many, many hours here!!! Regards from Down Under, Graeme

This quite amazing story was on local ABC radio today. Also bear in mind the bloke is 80 years of age too! Gippsland fisherman faces off with tiger snake in tinny anchored far from shore https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-03/fishermans-tiger-snake-stand-off-on-lake-wellington/100110606 Graeme

Q: Where are mathematicians buried???? A: Symmetry!

Found on F'book today . . . . . . Enjoy!

Obviously American in origin but . . . . .

I have kleptomania, but, when it gets bad . . . . . . I take something for it!!

Q: What's the difference between Covid-19 and Romeo and Juliet? A: One's a Coronavirus .... and the other's a Verona crisis!!

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.” I replied, “It must be my weekend immune system!”

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Not you two again!"

Monty Python’s “Always look on the bright side of Life!”

Do you want to see some social distancing??? Lend 'em some money!

Q: What has two butts and kills? A: An assassin!

My daughter sent me this this morning. Quite good I thought! Stay safe everyone! Graeme

Yesterday's Melbourne 'Age' had a great laugh-out-loud cartoon by Michael Leunig putting the great toilet paper panic buying crisis into considerable perspective. Enjoy! Graeme

Another comment on the crazy and selfish panic buying of dunny paper . . . Graeme

TrainzBrains23, Since you're located in the US you may be interested in Badger Airbrushes which are US-made. Their website has all sorts of good info and advice for many aspects of air brushes and use. I've had a Badger 200 model for 30+ years and it's always been reliable, but with an electric air-compressor and a moisture-trap attachment. The website is: http://www.badgerairbrush.com/ I hope this helps. Regards, Graeme

TrainzBrainz23,

My daughter sent me this one the other day. Enjoy!

It takes five minutes to walk from my house to the pub, but it takes over an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering!!

Did you hear that Police investigating the theft of the gold toilet from Blenheim Palace are having trouble? They've got nothing to go on.

There's lots of useful information on the Signalling Record Society UK's website which may help you and many other RM Webbers. https://www.s-r-s.org.uk/home.php Graeme

This joke appeared in a Melbourne newspaper a few days ago . . . Should Brexit take place? English physicians are unable to reach a consensus. Allergists are in favour of scratching it, while dermatologists think it is a little rash. Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, obstetricians felt everyone was labouring under a misconception. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness. Radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole idea!

SR 71, Good luck in finding the info you're seeking for industrial trackwork. However, for inspirational industrial/dockyard-style modelling check out Brian Harrap's amazing layout 'Quai 87 in the 'Continental' section of RM Web. www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/38591-quai87/ Graeme

Two blokes living in the Outback see a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen. She is looking for footmen to walk beside her carriage. They apply and are very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty. She says to them, “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to make sure they are not swollen or misshapen.” After they show her their ankles, the Queen says, “It is also important that you don’t have knobbly knees, so I need to see them too.” Once she has seen their knees, she says, “Now everything appears to be in shape, so now I need to see your testimonials.” Nine years later, when the pair is finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other, “I reckon if we’d just had a bit more education, we would have got those jobs!”

Hope you get a laugh from this item . . .! www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-03/wa-police-called-out-for-man-trying-to-kill-spider/10683454 Cheers, Graeme