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  1. Captain Kernow

    Back on a Vomiter once more. Twenty minutes before the train, the tannoy was blaring out into the night air the usual patronising homilies about 'safety' and 'security ' to an otherwise empty and deserted station.

    1. Mim

      Mim

      Could be worse. Could be you locked in a cupboard with a tannoy microphone having to make the anouncements.

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  2. Huggy

    Finally succumbed to the horrible bug that's been doing the rounds in our area over a week ago, managed to get a bit done on a building or two, but it will be much easier when I stop coughing!

    1. Mim

      Mim

      If you cough on the right bits you can save on glue. Get well soon.

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  3. NGT6 1315

    The Helvetian Revolt

    1. Mim

      Mim

      The Font of all Wisdom

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  4. mike morley

    Where would we be without the classic wire coat hanger? Locked out of our cars or houses, unable to retrieve/extract that awkward thingy or, in my case a few minutes ago, unblock the fatberg that was preventing my kitchen sink from draining.

    1. Mim

      Mim

      Always make sure there are a breeding pair of them in your wardrobe and you'll never run out.

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  5. newbryford

    What is it about people and alcohol that makes some of them act like t****s

    1. Mim

      Mim

      Drunk you is the real you?

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  6. eastwestdivide

    Was watching Groundhog Day by channel hopping between Channel 5 and Channel 5+1. Even the adverts repeat.

    1. Mim

      Mim

      If I watch the horse racing on Channel4-1 I can pick a winner every time at the bookies.

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  7. TT3

    TT3

    I like beer and I like cheese

    1. Mim

      Mim

      Can you make beer out of cheese? Can you make cheese out of beer?

  8. BoD

    BoD

    How many layouts can/should one person have?

    1. Mim

      Mim

      It is like bicycles. The ideal number is n+1, where n is the number of layouts you have.

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