Regularity

Could be worse. It could have read "Our readers are as articulate as this lorry"....

I believe it was a Fiat Pinter.

A Fiat worse than death....

you'll have to narrow it down a bit, that comment could apply to almost any professional football game...

That's the South of England for you.... Northern services have "Shut the door - or were you born in a barn?"

Cos may passengers are not as bright as a broken light bulb maybe?

May customers be reminded that mouthing off at our station staff over any operating issue will no help the situation. These members of staff are often less well informed than you are due to our rubbish communication channels and the fact that there is little integration.

Big thumbs in Rutland?

It's truly awful on my company supplied Windows Phone but that is more to do with the appalling phone interface design than RMWeb...

Doh! Just struck me. Apple want the forum software providers to create an app, so that Apple can find out more about what I do.