A farmer on Exmoor sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts: "Wozzon. Ee dun wanna bee drinkin dat....it's full of 'orse p*ss an' cow sh*t". The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a property in the village, so can you speak a bit slower please"
The farmer replies "If..you..use..two..hands..you..won't..spill..any"......
Evening all!
As an addition to our normal range of high quality layouts etc, we shall also have a multi-gauge (2mm, 4mm, 7mm) test track facility available, so any purchases can be tested immediately.
Hope to see you there & best to all,
exmoordave