Funniest one, now thinking back, although not at the time, for our friend.
A friend of ours had done her on-line order for Christmas eve for all the normal Christmas fare and food.
Driver turned up with a Medium sized Chicken in place of a 15lb Turkey!.
She told the poor old delivery driver to F-KK off and get her a Turkey.
He was back within the hour with a complimentary 20lbs Turkey.