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Malcolm 0-6-0

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  1. And then along came QAnon followed by at least half the planet and promptly redefined the dictionary meaning of dumb ........
  2. Finished in Teak? Those are going to be some bloody heavy pigeons .....
  3. And a really good insult does stand out from the crowd. Let's face any fool can say "and so's your dad" but a true master can flay the skin from the living flesh. That is my sole aim when insulting anyone - hey, I might be petty but I'm a perfectionist as well.
  4. I use egregious often - if only for the pleasure of making someone I've just insulted go running for a dictionary. It's sadistic I know, but a good insult must be as painful as possible for the recipient.
  5. Speaking as an Australian I would like to offer a sincere apology to the UK for having Tony Abbott inflicted on you. He is basically an ar$ehole. But the sad truth must be told, Tony was born in the UK. It would be nice to think we copped the little expletive deleted because transportation was still in operation but alas his family migrated here when the turd was a kid. Apart from that I can't say think of anything else to say about the little bastard.
  6. Boring? never boring it is always a pleasure to see your work.
  7. Don't worry Jol - apparently there are some who take their levity more seriously than others. I honestly try to adhere to the principle that levity should be taken seriously but then I fall about laughing and that's it. Mind you if we were talking about Swamis then levitation is a serious matter and fails miserably if you start laughing.
  8. I remember when I was a kid our cat was a little less than excited when he was taken to the vet to be rectified.
  9. Well if the discussion is going to drift off in that direction just beware - I have principles you know and if you don't like those well i have others ............ (apologies to G Marx)
  10. I see - another member of the team unloading crate at the dairy ........
  11. I'm looking forward to this. I suspect that as ever it will be a superlative job.
  12. In Australia the Democrats would fit into the moderate wing of our Conservatives. I'm constantly amazed by the number of otherwise intelligent Americans who actually equate the Democrats with either extreme socialism or communism. Anyhow only 8 more days to go, but I really don't envy Biden trying to repair the awful damage to their democracy that Trump caused in the last two months.
  13. Good thing the shed didn't have any doors on it ........
  14. Yes I was hoping to see that event, however here in Melbourne the weather was as usual completely antagonistic. Hell of a place if you want to see something interesting in the night sky - clouds can usually be relied upon to arrive at just the wrong moment.
  15. So you're to blame. In Melbourne we had smoke haze from bushfires and I started sneezing and coughing and wearing a mask long before they became compulsory, which went on until early March when the plague struck whereupon I forced myself to stop lest I had to carry a big bell and call out "unclean!!! unclean!!!".
  16. That's unfortunate, in current circumstances they're the sort of broads who think Trump's the second coming .........
  17. QANTAS - no U in QANTAS ....... It's a straight out name derived from Queensland And Northern Territory Air Services.
  18. Aaah yes it can be a problem ...........
  19. I hope this thread isn't turning into a load of bull .............
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