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    Daddy came home from work tired, His boss had been driving him mad. The kids were all shouting, the dog bit him too. His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew. I guess it was then he decided, Up to the rooftop he'd go, He was about to jump off when, The kids started howling below.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What's he on about?

    3. rembrow

      rembrow

      When this old world starts getting me down

      And people are just too much for me to face

      I climb way up to the top of the stars

      And all my cares just drift right into space

      On the roof it's peaceful as can be

      And there the world below can't bother me

      Let me tell you now

    4. Rowsley17D

      Rowsley17D

      'Don't jump off the roof, Dad

      You'll make a hole in the yard

      Mother's just planted petunias

      The weeding and seeding was hard

       

      If you must end it all, Dad

      Won't you please give us a break

      Just take a walk down the park, Dad

      And there you can jump in the lake.'

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