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  1. only 4 days till Truckfest

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Supertruckers all over the park! Watch you don't trip over a legend....

  2. How on earth have I managed to acquire 4 (yes 4) 37404’s.

  3. ITV (Ch 3) Robsosn Green and Flying Scotsman tomorrow evening @ 21.00

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      Merc435

      Saw him filming this last July at Grosmont. Kept expecting A fishing rod to appear out of his bag...

       

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  4. Go Home Mr Obama, in or out, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Could be worse, it could of been Trump....

       

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  5. The Chief Mechanical Engineer & Domestic Goddess she says yes :-)

  6. just got a nice silver train from the NRM. Opened it, looked through the books, and had it taken away from me until xmas.

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Phone Esther at Childline. That's Cruel!

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  7. Just dipped a paint brush in my cup of tea, instead of the jar of water next to it......think it's going to be one of those days.

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      How do you take your Thinners?

      Milk and two please!

       

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  8. Not impressed with pressure sales technique in a certain high street electical store yesterday - left the goods at the till...

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      Merc435

      I bought a cheap power drill a few years back for about

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  9. Sat waiting to give blood donation #47 - no drinking tonight then :(

  10. Black Friday ..... kiss my ar*e

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    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Anything you like, as long as you do it quietly. Shhhh!

       

       

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  12. There are n sweets in a bag. Six of the sweets are orange. The rest of the sweets are yellow. Hannah takes a random sweet from the bag. She eats the sweet. Hannah then takes at random another sweet from the bag. She eats the sweet. The probability that Hannah eats two orange sweets is 1/3. Show that n

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      The outcome is that Hannah has cholesterol.

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  13. Mad Max Fury Road made Fast and Furious 7 look slow and gentle

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      My 4yo daughter has colouring in books with better plotlines than F&F7!

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  14. Pete waterman, what a man! Incredible

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Who bought Kylie though? I out a bid in for her, but heard nothing.....

       

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  15. Mrs SG keeps Butt-dialling me on her iPhone thing while at work. Even being 200 miles away it appears wives can still find a way of being annoying while the tv is on.

  16. It's 4am and I'm awake.... electric off most of yesterday after a cable blowout, back on at 03:30 and all the alarms in the estate went off....If you see me at Glasgow, I'll be the one with the half shut eyes.

  17. Managed to upend a whole tin of paint in the layout shed . Fortunately, gravity kicked in and it only covered the floor and not the layout...two hours modelling time lost though.

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Done that with a 1liter tin of Gloss in the shed. Wipe clean floor two days later, however can be a bit slippy when wet, so another half litre of gloss and a skim of dry sand. Sorted!

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  18. We have occasional compulsory drugs testing in work. they turned up today. Work Colleague: 'I need something to drink before I go down, pass me that bottle from under that desk'. proceeds to chug from bottle of 'blue energy drink', runs to sink and vomits. 'That's not energy drink, that's engine coolant.' Well that's one way to avoid testing, although he's currently in hospital getting mocked.

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      I got showered in coolant yesterday. Fitter came to sort a water leak on a forklift and dropped his spanner into the engine, I reached in through the ballast weight to retrieve it and he lifted the bonnet. Tipping a watering can full of coolant over me.

      He's in hospital now too, trying to find his Test-tickles.

       

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  19. Drat and double Drat!! The PVA fixing insulation to my plywood removable 'wall' hasn't gone off. had to re-do it, another two day wait!

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      Or a flexible gap adhesive like Grip fill, but use the Non-solvent version or the polyboard will melt and you might want to avoid the poisonous fumes!

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  20. Adding a roof rack made from paperclips to an Oxford Diecast Allegro Estate...

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      Merc435

      Gotta see some Photos of the Allegro Deluxe!

       

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  21. Stacey's mom has got it going on! Breaking news.........from the 90's lol

  22. So, who else is doing 'Movember' ?

    1. Merc435

      Merc435

      ME, not that it's going downwell with Mrs S and the Teenies! Not a kissablie Daddy at the moment.

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  23. In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

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      Merc435

      Hannibal, Face, Murdoch too, where is B.A. In the Lassies Loo...

       

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  24. Tullygarth on its way to Pollockshaws Burgh Hall as we speak. Cathcart WoS show

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