A heartwarming Scottish story
A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his
way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie, put your
hat and coat on, lassie."
She replied, "Awe Jock that's nice you are taking me tae the pub with you?"
"Nay," Jock replied. "I'm turning the heat off while I'm out."