Pennine MC

Hoover the car out, then what do I do - take an old carpet to the tip. Boot covered in fluff again!

According to forum data, 5346 members haven't made a single post. Either that or my maths is wrong!

Tidying up the train room - why does it look worse half way through than it did when I started?

should good old fashioned assumptions win over clear, and concise, fact?

Just heard the Beast is off hospital food and will be out on the prowl soon

When does the Bachmann frothfest officially begin?

It's here. But I can't play with it. May be at the weekend then?

Bad news, I've seen my heart on echosound, see, I told you I had one lol

Doncaster bound today - annoyed that advance ticket holders get in half an hour earlier.... I didn't know when I'd be working so couldn't really book them :-(

Ho hum

downloaded abode acrobat and still cannot view pdf file, what am i doing wrong?

I've been summonsed for jury service !

This column's quite today

This column's quite today

This weather's sh*te. Don't mind the rain, can't stand the wind though

Spent all evening trying to pick a small modelling project to do in front of the telly. By the time he found one, it was bedtime.

anyone know where I put my spratt and winkles?

Straddle the line in discord and rhyme, I'm on the hunt I'm after you. Mouth is alive with juices like wine

Does anyone else find it patronising for people to say 'RIP' for someone they've never met ? >

When I'm tired and thinkin' cold, I turn on my music to start my day, I dream of a girl, I used to know, I close my eyes and I drift away.

Why I'm up the tree you say, Why are you down there I say

just watching hustle, episode 2 - interesting to see they are using New Street Signal Box as the HQ of a dodgy loan firm....

Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace As lang's my arm.

You've got your nuclear boots, and your drip dry gloves