Pennine MC

Why do so many people say railroad when talking about British "Railways"

Why do so many people say railroad when talking about British "Railways"

The Dales, ITV1 8pm. Ade Edmonson on the S&C.

Friend B phones friend A, but friend A cannot talk while driving so hangs up. Turns out friend A picked it up by mistake and friend B was treated to a conversation between myself and friend A, about friend B. /me inserts foot in mouth.

D9531 roars again! 14 years of hard work and broken promises are finally over.

Is taking the black and white cat to the vet to be snipped later. Exactly how much trouble could I get into saying I've taken Mod3 to the vets today?

I don't suppose anyone remembers seeing where I put my hammer? Got a few panel pins to tap in to hold the board together whilst the glue dries.

kids on there way to school as they got cliped by a car All OK deans at school But Amelia been up to A&E & has a brused coxit

Might start a blog called 'halfwit's narky blog' where I could express all the views that out of common decency I usually keep to myself...

I have just completed my first ever wagon kit and I enjoyed it. I have been seduced by the dark side of the force...

thinks the existence of phlogiston can, and will, be proven.

wonders if he should start a third blog for things wot aint locos or wagons...

Scooby all packed and ready for Syston in the morning, didn't get that car wash though, it was broke

Confucious say - When assembling your first ever wagon kit, it would help if you had remembered to buy some wheels for it...'

Memo to self. Do NOT hold sellotape on your lip whilst wrapping a present. It hurts when you take it off!

A poltroon entered a saloon, sat down and read a cartoon.

Batman, ITV4, Hillarious

has to be the most untidy worker in the whole universe ... and even beyond.

a jigsaw

Realisation - kicking myself. Been waiting for the right Bach Craven 105 to come along and only just realised that I actually want a Craven 141... no wonder the front didn't look quite right. Doh!

All this KLF talk makes me hanker after a battered American police car...

can anyone tel me what the class 70 is like

just saw a class 40 in The saint

I must not post negative comments, I must not post negat.....

And we'll dance on your graves till the flowers return And the trees tell us secrets that took ages to learn