Barry Ten

While your looking see if you can find all the bits I've lost over the years

It's none of the above, well, not in my house, anyway. What happens here is that a worm hole opens up in the space-time continuum, which leads to a distant galaxy, far, far away, and the small items is instantly transported to that distant world. It then closes up immediately, and eludes one's best efforts to detect it...

Get the Hoover out and then sift through the bag.