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  1. Horsetan

    has bought some more Brussels sprouts. They're great!!

    1. TT3

      TT3

      and for dessert, sprout crumble

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  2. daltonparva

    changing my name

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Try Max Power, i saw it on a hairdryer, if not Handsome B Wonderful

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  3. davefrk

    Well that's another computer gone down and no parts available.... Most stuff backed up but annoying just the same. I suppose 10 years isn't bad but the dreaded Windows 10 on a new one is a worry.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Linux!!

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  4. Horsetan

    has just had a missed call from overseas. The caller appears to be in the Vatican. Why would Pope Francis want to call me? #ecumenicalmatter

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Yes!

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  5. Peter Kazmierczak

    Just back from walking to our local shop. The chap there said they'd been busy with men buying flowers, cards and chocolates.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Was it a local shop for local people? Whats all this shouting??

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  6. NGT6 1315

    It's a subspace transmitter.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      I'll just program the replicator for a 4mm Fell diesel

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  7. Stevethomas6444

    Part exchanged my problematic Fiesta for a brand new one. Pick it up in a week!

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Nothing like a brand new problematic fiesta

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  8. Ruston

    No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?

    1. TT3

      TT3

      A metaphysical dicotamay has cause thie unit to overload and shut down. A credit note will be forwarded to your company

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  9. Mad McCann

    “You know, I don’t think I’m gonna let you stay in the film industry...”

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Yup,famous last words said to Kevin Spacey

  10. NGT6 1315

    Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?

    1. TT3

      TT3

      I would have liked to see Montana

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  11. Ruston

    The only thing that helps me keep my slender grip on reality is the friendship I have with my collection of singing potatoes.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      So you want to fly on a magic carpet to meet the king of the potato people to beg for your release and you think i'm crazy??

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  12. BlueLightning

    Today is genuinely the best day of my life!!! There is nothing that could ruin it!!!!

    1. TT3

      TT3

      So your PECO bullhead points have arrived!??

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  13. NGT6 1315

    You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      note to the galley, Romulan ale not to be served at diplomatic functions

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  14. mark374

    SMEG

    1. TT3

      TT3

      and the Heads

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  15. Trainshed Terry

    What has a bloke got to do to get a job.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Me too, 10 months is a long time

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  16. Boris

    Oh look willy waving, I can't be bothered to wave mine, perhaps someone would like to wave it for me?

    1. TT3

      TT3

      put some veet for men hair removal cream on and have something to wave about

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  17. TT3

    TT3

    Just realised, I have painted the house BR corporate blue, Blue doors, grey skirting boards and thin white window surrounds

    1. TT3

      TT3

      And pass on the orange curtains for the dining room

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  18. 11B

    11B

    That happy moment when youfinish work, grab a takeaway and bottle of wine for a night with your better half. You get home to find the main set of keys for the department in your pocket...... Arr!!!!!!!!!

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Just as much fun as just getting the express home with seconds to spare only finding you left your car/house keys on the office desk

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  19. NGT6 1315

    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Sounds like the shipping news

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  20. TT3

    TT3

    Been watching all the James Bond movies since Friday. Railway continuity is just awful on From Russia with Love

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Will check it next time round but looked like Std5, to be honest was more interested in the coaches.

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  21. 46444

    Cossack Men's Hairspray...

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Just don't spray it on the gentleman's area

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  22. TT3

    TT3

    Been watching all the James Bond movies since Friday. Railway continuity is just awful on From Russia with Love

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Went from nice continental steam to BR standard and SR Mk1 to back to continental for the stopping shots. Nice historical shots of Nene valley in Octopussy

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  23. SHMD

    1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89...

    1. TT3

      TT3

      144

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  24. CovDriver

    TIme for a few days away and the weather is going to be good and staying in a MK2 coach in Yorkshire

    1. TT3

      TT3

      Insert 3 Yorkshireman type joke here

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  25. gwrrob

    Off to Wem ber ley for the first time in 30 years.

    1. TT3

      TT3

      1984 IMREX would love to find a program from that show remember ciltern green

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