A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," replied the pirate, "We were boarding Spanish galleon and battling with swords. One of the scurvy dogs cut me hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Arrr," said the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."