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  1. Rich Papper

    Burst appendix hurts

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      burst gallbladder hurts more

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  2. Porcy Mane

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint!

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      trousers? cor blimey, what you lot on about?

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  3. Porcy Mane

    Anybody on RMweb gorra New Years gong then?

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Antique-Vintage-Brass-Bits-Including-Solid-6-5-Solid-Gong-Centre-/332063042276

      copy and paste this mate, you've still got time to get one before midnight...and this one has been diassembled for you to save you the bother...

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  4. davefrk

    It's sleety and snowy and blowing a hooligan out there.

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      stormy outside?...

      hunker down and make trains Mr Franks

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  5. Worsdell forever

    A couple of weeks ago I asked a silly question, she said yes...

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      by eck lad, congratulations...and next time I see you in the pub...

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  6. Worsdell forever

    Noel Gallagher said last night, 'the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is the teabags' - well, it's one more than Lancashire...

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      was he trying to say you give nowt away?

       

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  7. Porcy Mane

    Luvlee day, intit. (Petunia)

  8. Porcy Mane

    Let's talk trains. (and a bit of sillyness)

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      stop taking the blue tablets...stick to the green or red ones PM

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  9. Andy M

    is supposed to be working on a thesis, but is far more absorbed reading about Modified Halls! Wonder if I could do a PhD on Great Western locomotive design.

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      And why not...did mine on austerity tanks locos...

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  10. davefrk

    If you love Cadbury's chocolate watch 'Dispatches' on Channel 4, I'm afraid I'll not be touching this American tax dodging company's Polish made products anymore.

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      As some clever bloke said, now that you live in an economy rather than a society what did you expect...so i say, go it alone boys and take us with you...

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  11. davefrk

    Disappointed that people don't apologise for their rants anymore.

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      Did they in the past...or was that down the pub ranting which, after a few beers, always seems to end amicably...which is probably the only reason why Poursee puts up with my ranting...sorry to rant on about the good old days btw

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  12. Tim Dubya

    I've got an Orgone Accumulator, It makes me feel greater, I'll see you sometime later, When I'm through with my Accumulator

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      I've always fancied making one out of an old portaloo and 3 tons of brillo pads...

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  13. Porcy Mane

    Has just eaten his first Creme egg of 2016.

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      ...and to think he only ate his last of 2015 less than 2 hours ago...

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  14. Steve Taylor

    house sold, so why am i browsing here and not looking for a flat?

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      no fear, Northumberland is a big county and there is plenty of room...in fact its so big there are parts I've yet to explore and I've been here 15 years!

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  15. Steve Taylor

    house sold, so why am i browsing here and not looking for a flat?

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      ...or a flat to fit the layout idea and having found none big enough you have taken to hard drink and the interweb for comfort...oh no, wait a minute, thats what I'd do...sorry Steve...

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  16. Worsdell forever

    1 banana, 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream, similar amount of milk, 2 tbs sugar, whizz up, enjoy...

    1. Axlebox

      Axlebox

      ...add a tot of whiskey for the delux version

       

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