So someone says they're going to complain about me at work because I said was offensive to them. The offensive phrase? "Have a nice evening". I give up.
Yep, there's always some nutjob waiting to complain about something - one of my colleagues had a complaint that it was raining and if the bus had arrived on time not 3 minutes late it might not have been raining when she got off. I kid you not :-/