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Morning All

Bright and sunny and bloody cold first thing.

Not much happening here today decided to have a lay in as some "dirt-box" neighbour woke me up at 3am slamming car doors.

Another neighbour knocked last night and asked me who reported him to the DVLA I said why knock here you break the law you pay the price it's not

the first time you have had not tax or MOT on your cars their van was here 2 weeks ago and the driver took a picture of the car you could have told me

I said it was too late by then the car is sitting up the road with a wheel clamp on it now.  

I received a letter from the flat complex where I'm moving to it has all the Xmas dates for various event to attend seems interesting enough.

3 day of dog next week Mon -Wed I hope he is going to behave or I will have to start over again with the discipline being an Alpha Male doesn't

help the cause.

Enjoy your day  R.A. Thernackered 

Good Day All

Been busy had a lot of things to do as I've not been in active mode best part of the week.

The dog was at "day care" today so I'll have to wait till Monday to see how he is behaving.

I've not done anything on the house moving side today by last night I'd had a gut full this week dealing with

inert life forms called Solicitors and feckwit estate agents most of them should have been put down at birth. 

To cheer my self up I enrolled onto a dating site again see if I can find someone to share xmas day with for some stuffing.

Enjoy what's left of it. Needa Legover. 

37 minutes ago, Kingzance said:

With appendages in different places! When I did F1 and other high level race marshalling, most of the grid girls were great personalities but few stood up to close inspection - they probably said the same about we marshals!

Yours

Dan G Leebitz

A crowd of us went to Brands Hatch a few years ago to see the very first UK DTM racing one of the girls holding up a drivers name board had fallen out of her top to the view of

everyone at the track she was on the big screens all round the circuit there was a roar of cheering then the girl next to her said your showing too much she just put the board down

and tucked here ample charms away and carried on as normal the camera stayed on her for sometime hoping for a repeat treat, not many to the pound as they would say.  

Afternoon All

Up a tad late at 11am not done much apart from the towels going in the washing M/C and lunch, slapped #rse is due sometime today as divorce paperwork has pitch up from the court 

it's a quick yes or no from the #itch sign it and post it "to sign for" tomorrow.

Dog feeding only tomorrow I'll spend an hour with him trying to get him to sit and wait/ stay I'm sure the smell of treats in my pocket will encourage him unless he is unruly after the week-end

with the Sil I'll try another day

must go it's here.  

2 hours ago, BoD said:

Some dogs are eminently sensible and refuse point blank to go out when it's hoyin' it doon.

Not ours.

 

Bod.

Cold.

Wet.

Miserable.

Zeus hates the rain we where about 1/4 of the way through the walk yesterday and the heavens opened plus the ground was mush he was not liking it I got towed back home part of the way.

Morning All

Wet and yuk here 

Thanks for the comments on the dog I can only hope my daughter and SiL will take note and start calming him down I think some of it was he got bitten at Doggie Day Care last week and wants revenge

because he was muzzled there and couldn't fight back.

Well the week-end is here I suppose I'd better get on with some housework I did want to clean the car out there is a pong in the boot I would have liked to have aired it out and hoover the carpets I might 

wander to Horrorsons for some fabreeze stuff and make do with that till we get a dry day.

Enjoy your week-end and the Warley stampede Ivor Plann   

Evening All

 The dog wondered what was going on today it was command command command a bit of bribery with the tiniest of treats we got through the day well

the muzzle went on he wouldn't sit for his collar so the muzzle came off and I went and sat to read a book totally ignoring him he came across the room

with his lead, collar and muzzle and dumped it all at my feet then sat down and started whimpering he even jabbed me in the ribs with his snout.

All his bits finally went on with the lead set at its shortest length and he walked most of the way to heel, he can do it when treated correctly if he improves I will take the muzzle

of on the way back from a walk a short distance from his home there wasn't much play today he sat on the sofa with me while I read a book that stopped the jumping up

and the 100mph dash around the house, what made me laugh was a chair he crashed into fell on him so he attacked it I stopped him straight away I might get lucky with him if I can 

condition him in behaving himself with me with less play longer walks and maybe some extra treats, it was hard work but if the result are there I don't mind.  

B. Woodhouse

HH the dog has had full chest harnesses he grows out of them monthly and I agree with you about the lack of continuous training he has got to the point with me where I'm not interested any more,

the SiL know it all I find his lack of skill with large dogs leave a lot to be desired the annoy thing about it all those things you have listed he was doing at 4 months and he had stopped jumping up which

he did today I'm agog he's going backwards.

As you can see the cardboard shredded in the back ground, he ripped apart a rope toy this morning it's a shame he is a clever and intelligent animal he can open those child guards I find him stretched

out on the sofa when I get there, both his parents are twice his size I do wonder what they will do with him in a few months time, slapped #rse won't go near him now so it's left to me.

Afternoon All 

After two weeks of agro' the boiler at the new flat has been serviced this afternoon.

I walked the mad dog this morning he's now wears a muzzle which he spent all his time today trying to get it off there is now a slot in the footpath where he gets walked he's trying to scrap

it off his head at least I don't have to wrestle with him to get the thing on he knows the walk won't happen without it in place, he's is increased in weight he's like a tow truck my daughter won't

won't have a choke collar on him so you just get pulled around I think training has gone out the window with him.

I seem rather peckish an early dinner is in order me thinks A. Mutt-Walker 

Afternoon All

second gas company has let me down today some #ull#hit about something give up the ghost with the fitter this morning .

News of impending repair to the leak in the flat I have the name of the poor sod who is going to get earache if things are not done soon.

A trip round Horrorsons this morning one of the idiot  shelf stackers wasn't watching what he was doing nearly rammed some plastic crates in my face the said

idiot was pushed over he got up and said I should not be aggressive to him  that was a red rag to a bull 1-0 to Bob, idiot continued to give me larrup 1-1, I got the manager

out to deal with this young thug 2-1 to Bob smile wiped off the idiots face when manager appeared 3-1 to Bob this is the second encounter I've had with this odious item I

doubt it will be the last I will just take a photo next time and send it to customer services PAH, soon to be a Chavda customer when I move.

I hope this run of bad luck will end soon it's been my (as Madge would say) Horrrible Harryanus year I'm getting Pee'd off with it.

Must get on TV to watch enjoy your day I.M. Fecktoff  

Some members have nothing better to do than moan about a Telly program how sad.

Morning All

Damp but bright last night I sat up to watch the Grand Prix and nodded off the only bit I see was the gasbags blabbing on about nothing I

might watch it on catch up later.  

Up early today the bedding has been loaded into the washing machine, off to drop some paperwork into the Solicitors once it's cycle has finished. 

enjoy your day  Vari Busie

Evening All

I've had a fruitless day so I wont bore you with it out all day and done nothing apart from being jumped on by a rather excited dog, the  cleaver

buqqer can now open the child gate in the house my daughter and SiL didn't believe me but saw him do it with their own eyes, I think I will take a

rain check on walking him he's getting too big and powerful for me and my bad back.

Enjoy your evening Don Feckall   

4 hours ago, Debs. said:

"Reg the shunt" 

 

I can think of something more apt.