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Afternoon All

My days seem to be in a jumble its the new Babe she's a walking disaster zone her son went #rse over #ollo# down some stairs at work bang went my night on the sofa holding hands.

Zeus was behaved today he played me up yesterday so I left early and he got no treats today he wasn't going to miss out so he done as he was told.

I'm doing some crack filling in the kitchen a thousand and one holes in the walls in there previous owner must have been crackpots I think some of it was them using a blunt drill bit with no

hammer action drill and just kept putting holes in until one of the actually went in deep enough to take a screw I've used "Sticks Like Shi#" as a hole filler it works well it's the only glue that

will combat dirt.

Better get back to it. P.L. Asterer 

Afternoon All 

Years ago I was approached about roof insulation I pasts it to and expert as the house was a tip it need the loft clearing he had a spray-on job

done that roof has never looked straight since all because it was cheep.

Funny old day today my Babe got the @rse with me as I was still on the dating site we met on my request to be removed had not been actioned,

I said what are you doing looking on there then, check mate !!!. we are having dinner together tonight I can see me getting a slap for laughing.

For the first time in years I watch England mangle the Paddies felt sorry for them they didn't have an answer for the first half played 

Better get on I need to posh myself up we are eating in a Spoons 

                                                                                                                                                                   Have a good one  A Muncher 

Afternoon All

Chrisf check with your local council for loft insulation some give a grants for OAPs. 

https://www.centralbedfordshire.gov.uk/info/74/housing/362/keeping_warm

I've spent 3 hours preparing additional information to the freeholder of my flat, I've rubbed it in how filthy the bathroom and kitchen is after years of neglect by the previous owner

the new kitchen is sitting on the lounge floor I had to buy it this week to get the massive discount offer.

My Babe was at her local club last night when she left with friends they caught some #hitbag trying to steal a car police were called.

I must have been tired yesterday I feel asleep in front of the TV and woke at 3:20 and fell on the bed still dressed when I woke at 6am pain killers, a drink and put some pj's on and

climbed back in woke again at 10:30.

onwards and upwards enjoy the weekend Lazi B'stard   

Very interesting. 

Morning All 

conversation with site manager Bob was that your new kitchen being delivered Me Yes Him have you got the OK from head office Me no Him you cant' put it in Me I'm not

it's my new lounge folley I had to buy  it now to get a mega discount Him you still need permission Me I know but i'm saving £1,500 Him you still can't Me I'm not going to live with that rubbish 

that is a poor excuse for a kitchen much longer I'm sure a company like yours would not treat me in an ungainly way Him no we wouldn't  Me thank you.

He stood there mouth agape for a minute or 2 thinking he had been outwitted . 

Went to B&Q and got my bathroom planned the chap was very helpful all free of charge this with the kitchen plans will be emailed to the freeholders office for approval 

4 weeks time the flat should look like a home instead of someone elses #hit hole. the lounge blind turned up yesterday better get that up so the nosey B'stards across the road 

can't doss in.

Minding him yesterday a skip driver left a skip on the drive but could not find the payment it was were it's was normally left, he stood in from of me and Big Boy was being me with his front paws on top of my shoulders 

matey broke out in a cold sweat WTF is that I told him he was an attack dog so don't move until I shut the door Zeus does not stop growing.  I'm sure matey would have #hit himself had Zeus got out.

Onwards and upwards  I.M. Painfree 

Morning All 

Happy birthday Chrisf 

P!ssing down here again my babes is driving over this evening I will keep one eye on the weather she has a Toyota 4x4 thing on stilts so she should manage to get here.

lots to do today again this is getting a habit doing things and not sitting on my butt Pah . 

I wonder what Zeus is going to eat today after the eggs yesterday he is a laugh a minute. 

Better get on enjoy your day.  K. N. Ackered 

Morning All

not much on today , I did manage to get some pictures up in the lounge yesterday I will start filling holes in the last owners made bloody great nails that damaged the walls were used 

for the smallest of pictures you can see what size they were by the dirty mark where they hung. lots to do  in every room I'm trying to maximize my efforts to do things that create the

biggest impact and silly jobs like putting a door handle the right way up a screw in a light fitting to hold the glass bowl in place, bit by bit filling the original settlement cracks in, taking out miles 

of telephone cable and aerial leads that criss cross the flat that's just nailed into the wall it was expected, I bought some new sets of bedding to get rid of the flowery sh!te the slapped #rse  

always got gone for a modern image sharp contrasting colours it's brightening this place up no end to get rid of the sh!tty Magnolia.

I've to let Zeus out for a pee at 2pm , shopping at Horrorsons I wont use the local Stainsburys as its filthy and another visit to the Duckery at 4pm to see a new Quack BP is all over the place

it's every time the #itch bothers me.    

better get on I've got to put the new bedding in the wash as its got shop pong.

                                                                                                                                             Enjoy your day B Endix                                                                 

Evening All whistle stop tour.  

Thank you and good night.

1 hour ago, Tony_S said:

I met someone like that in MiL’s block of flats. They have an underground garage and one resident seems to treat as his kingdom. Many of the residents had small garden storage boxes there. MiL wanted one so that she could keep her walking frame, shopping trolley etc near her car. I told MiL that someone had just left a a few garage door units at the end of her parking spot. So I was assembling it and this chap tells me it will have to go outside. He had half of Halfords and B&Q units in his place. It turned out that he had said another residents relative had asked if he could store some stuff in the garage. MiL hadn’t been asked. He said he would get it shifted “some time next week”. Now all I said was “don’t worry, I’ll bring the Land Rover down, It will be no effort to drag them away”. I went up for a cup of tea and the doors had gone when I returned. I have no idea how that was arranged. I didn’t think I was in the least bit threatening but apparently it was taken that way. If Aditi’s sister had been involved he would have had no doubt about whether or not something was aggressive. She is 4 foot 10 and seems to be in a state of “launch on warning”. 
Tony

Bull boy and I share an out door cupboard it was full when I arrived it was full when he came home but half of his stuff was outside his front door and I had asked him the previous 

day to move his stuff out perhaps that give the ignorant Hunt the hump with me.  

Morning All 

Hissing down here no let up I've another leak in the kitchen fortunately the damage is minor it was only revealed when the tiles were removed the estate manager was not best pleased the guy in the

flat below started to sound off at the tea morning it's seeped down to his bedroom then looked at me and I said don't even go there, I  imagine he was the bully boy until I moved in he seems to give me a wide berth. 

My Babe is helping her son in the care home he works in today they are short of staff, home alone I was going to see that bitza locomotive FS at the Watercress but it does not have that attraction I need to look at it in

the p!ssing rain, might go across later this coming week if I'm totally bored. 

I should finish the laundry this afternoon there was an additional load of work wear and some hoddies that Zeus has splattered with mud to be done.

Now I have the decorating bug back I'm going to start prepping the lounge and bedroom all the picture hook holes and cracks in the plaster to be filled and sanded I might have a go at replacing wall plates 

I've replaced one the idiots had left me which was broke in half.

Lunch time now I've only had toast for breakfast unlike some  Ofto Filmegutts 

1 hour ago, Kingzance said:

That would seem to be something of an enigma.

Don't you mean an emena most of those beers give you the #h!ts  

49 minutes ago, tigerburnie said:

Always wanted to go on Concorde, just never got round to it.

I did  nothing to write home about, crude and uncomfortable like the Trident.

What was that Phil p!ss in it.

Morning All

Not much happening here just trying to arrange the new kitchen to turn up before the fitter arrives on the given day he's reliable he done the bathroom in the old house 

he did mention as the slapped #rse is not about things can be decided upon installation rather than wait for someone to make their little tiny mind up yes he didn't like her either.

Painting continues today some has been done it will have to dry before I continue with another colour, wood work to be started tomorrow at least its clean and ready to go just the 

odd bits of filler to be sanded.

Have a good day T.H. Inkina-Boutit

Afternoon All

The bloody dormer window is leaking again the t0ssers that done the repair must have there ears burning.

Off to see the dog shortly then back to do more painting felt like #h!te this morning so apart from the laundry nothing has been done.

BTW I had a bacon buttie for lunch today. 

Must get on  I.N. Atiss

10 minutes ago, grandadbob said:

There is a lovely aroma emanating from the kitchen area.  

You B'stard I'm still trying to knock weight off.

Morning All 

Thanks to those who answered my enquiry about cruises can't stand floating on water it's like paint drying but chuck in the whales and the northern lights and my babe

has me hooked.

just noticed there is no food in the fridge not been out for several days I normally pick up odds and ends so it's off to Horrorsons to do battle with the buffoons that want to

walk in your way, it's great living here the bins are in a sheltered area, one thing I did notice when throwing some glass away the pink bin was full to the top with wine bottles.

Better get on lots to do  J Constable