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We have occasional compulsory drugs testing in work. they turned up today. Work Colleague: 'I need something to drink before I go down, pass me that bottle from under that desk'. proceeds to chug from bottle of 'blue energy drink', runs to sink and vomits. 'That's not energy drink, that's engine coolant.' Well that's one way to avoid testing, although he's currently in hospital getting mocked.
- February 6, 2015
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2. Stu from EGDL
  
  Didn't get the call at Brize today....had to do the 'Friday War' instead... B*gger!!!
  
  February 6, 2015
3. Satan's Goldfish
  
  Part 2: so he's in hospital having drunk a nice ethanol/glycol mix, the way to neutralise it as mentioned above is alcohol.......said work colleague has been completely tea-total for a decade. We really want to see him drunk.
  
  February 6, 2015
4. Satan's Goldfish
  
  I do like that they give us a free pen now for getting tested. Agreed, as a family man in his 30s I'm clearly a prime suspect.
  
  February 6, 2015