J. S. Bach

Maybe. She does get on cat.net when I am not around. She must as my usage increases a bit even when I have everything turned off and disconnected!!

I, too, have a bunch of DeWalt 18v battery tools; so much more convenient, one battery type for six or so tools. And a bunch of WORX 20v outdoor tools, even more convenient, and the same battery for each here also.

Glue gun or alien invasion space ship?

And with the glide slope of the F4 .......................................................................................

Sorry, but I prefer Eine Klien Nachtmusik.

I set this box down to take out for recycling: The odd thing is that Raindrop has not done this before!

Thank you, I learned a new word today! I have honestly never heard it before. From Merriam - Webster: "Allision is an obsolete word that means the action of dashing against or striking upon, or the running of one ship upon another ship that is stationary."

Night Owl from the Piedmont.

I once knew a cop that had a large belt buckle with P I G cast on it. between the letters in real small print: Pride Integrity Guts

Efrem Zimbalist, jr. His father was a great recording star in the acoustic record era.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efrem_Zimbalist

If looks could kill!

Just what did you open it with?

Hmmm, saw the above in the forum jokes thread yesterday, post by "STRAY".

Night Owl from a rainy Piedmont.

I know very well about one in Baltimore, MD many years ago. TIDE brand soap packets were .........................................

I have NEVER been there!!!!

I remember one (well, part of one) on a stall wall in a rest area on the PA Turnpike that started with the regular doggerel: "Here I sit Broken-hearted Came to **** And only f@rted." The second verse had these two lines plus the two "Dah dah dahs" that I do not remember: "?Dah dah dah Took a chance ?Dah dah dah **** my pants" I think that the first "Dah dah dahs" line may have been something like: "Felt an urge" Anyway I liked it so much that I was going to go out to the bus we were dead-heading back to Cleveland and bring back paper and a pen to copy it down. Either I did not complete the mission or the stall was occupied when I got back and I did not wait around. Unfortunately, rhyming that "urge" has stumped me for years! Note that this was back around 1978 or so and even now the mighty Google has been no help!

Night Owl from the Piedmont.

The above reminded me of a sign on the bulkhead (at eye level) in one of the heads onboard the USS KITTY HAWK CVA-63 that stated: "if you can p!$$ above this line, the special fire-fighting team needs you."

I guess that humor does not necessarily cross the ocean and retain the intended humor.

Night Owl from the Piedmont.

I had measles as a kid (I think) and do not (yet) have any significant high-freq hearing loss.

When I first saw that, I thought it was in B's On2½ product line and seriously looked at it for about a second or so. But then common sense kicked in.

Hmmm, the original has vanished!

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