SWT442 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Yes but don't tell it to roll over. More tea Vicar? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Only Earl Grey. Did you see that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb900f Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 No didn't have my glasses on me. How strong is a tower of strength ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Worsdell forever Posted March 14, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2010 No didn't have my glasses on me. How strong is a tower of strength ? Not as strong as the straw that broke the camels back. Is there syrup still for supper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Hughes Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 No, but there is honey still for tea. Does the line have to be drawn somewhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonB Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 often in the sand Love forever.... how long is that?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 That would be until the twelfth of never! What is it that drives us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 dunno but it drives us round the bend! if the car is a cortina, why aren't girls attracted? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonB Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Court Tina?? Most girls named Tina are too smart..... Why won't my Sat-nav take "No" for an answer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 because it's set to Dutch. If I'm crackers then whos cheese? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chameleon Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Canny beat a bit o cheese. Just ask Wallace! When is a dog like a cat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 when it goes Meow. when is a parrot like a whale? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonBradley Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 when it sings under water What's for tea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Thirty nine plus one. Can you hear me, mother? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Yes, as long as you're not using the cordless phone near the fridge. What's the frequency, Kenneth? David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 not my wave length! is it a banana phone? LT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Hughes Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 About three times a week is the average. Where is the elephants' graveyard? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wollastonblue Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Wherever they lay their hat. Why does Toast alway fall butter side down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 The kitchen floor prefers the taste of it that way. Why does a Bic biro have a hole in it half-way along the side? David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
modfather Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 To equalise the pressure between gas inside and atmosphere outside after a large volume of imploding bic complaints from coal miners. what makes a hole? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Drill sergeants. Which window to look through, arched round or square? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 triangle if im a stupid dummy why am i human? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonBradley Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It depends on your personality profile. What type of cheese is the moon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Philadelphia, the americans got there first. why are giraffs yellow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Just as flamingos are pink due to certain elements of their diet, giraffes are well known for consuming large amounts of Colman's English Mustard. Why is it that people are described as gormless, but never gormful? :icon_confused: David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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