DonBradley Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 gorm is the original Viking for spirit, gormless is a lack of spitit, however if you contain a exess of spirit, the word to describe this condition is drunk! how do you spot a spotted hyena? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 You have to use a very long handled paint-brush. Do you know the way to Santa Fe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonBradley Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It's on my way. How do you make pink ladies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Wrap them in candy floss. How do they get the yellow bit in the centre of a Creme Egg? David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Well, I stick my tongue in and hook it out! For arguments sake - what if? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 15, 2010 Well, I stick my tongue in and hook it out! For arguments sake - what if? Sorry , no! Hows that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 yes 6.4544544 is the correct answer what is a Horse divided by a duck multiplied by a hippo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 15, 2010 yes 6.4544544 is the correct answer what is a Horse divided by a duck multiplied by a hippo? 8 Can you hear the sea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Only in a conch shell! Can I have a flake bar with that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Only available for the first 99 customers. "Mississippi" is a long word, can you spell it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Yes - I T. Why does my nose run and my feet smell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Probably a wiring error. Is it meant to be that colour? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Worsdell forever Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Probably a wiring error. Is it meant to be that colour? Not sure, it wasn't before I squeezed it Is it me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 No, there's a lot of it about. Anyone fancy a pint? David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 best not i'll be down in one If Tetleys' is a Tea brand, why is there a Tetley's bitter? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 It's what they make when the tea has gone off. Plus if you've tasted what comes out of the River Aire you'd be bitter too. Can anyone spare a quid for an old ex leper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Sorry guv, no change! How long is a short piece of string? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brunel Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Quite short. Should I press the big red button? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Only if you feel unsafe! Is there anyone who can tell me a story? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 Jackanory If I think, am I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 15, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 15, 2010 You're pink, so you're spam. Who's a silly old Hector? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWT442 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Can't be me, i'm Andy! What is it and why should I care? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Because it matters. Why is that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 16, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 16, 2010 That is why. How important does a person have to be before they are assassinated instead of murdered? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollywoodfoundry Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 That's an assinine question. Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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