smudgeloco Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Four miles, the rest is rope. Who said what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 12, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2010 Three weeks next Tuesday if there is an 'R' in the month. Can I do you now, sir? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonB Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Haven't had an offer like that for some while.....! Who takes care of the Caretaker?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SouthernRegionSteam Posted March 12, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2010 The Caregiver Why am I left handed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb900f Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Cos your brain is right handed. I'll be there in a jiffy. So whats a jiffy ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBelcher Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 A sub-standard plastic lemon. Why do prawn cocktail crisps taste nothing like an actual prawn cocktail? David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Because no one would eat them! If that is the answer what was the question? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony_S Posted March 12, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2010 All of the above. What's on your mind? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huginn Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Whether I can blame it on the dog... Why do farmers always put their gates in the muddiest parts of their fields? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWT442 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Well, wouldn't you? Do Wolves Human whistle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 12, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2010 Only when they're wet. Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb900f Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Some of the people some of the time. Why is the seconds finger the third finger on a clock ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 cos when it's ten to two the other fingers are busy swearing. is Wordsworth worth words? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted March 13, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2010 Only with a naan bread Why is an elephant? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonB Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 You'll need to make a trunk call for the answer! If the Sun is due South at mid-day, where is it at Midnight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 13, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2010 Midnight in Moscow. Haven't you got anything better to do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Yes, but no enthusiasm! Have you seen my mojo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted March 13, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2010 Yup, they used to be 4 for a penny If a man is standing in a wood and says something and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted March 13, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2010 Yes. You should sit down in a wood. What colour is an orange? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOARD OF TRADE Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Until it's ripe green. Why do people say "nothing rhymes with orange",because it doesn't! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted March 13, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2010 Try speaking Greek. Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudgeloco Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 and abracadabra isn't! Does a worm that lies abed in the morning live longer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Thumper Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 no because the blackbird is up early. do miners eat pitta breads? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOARD OF TRADE Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Yes and anything else their parents tell them to. If money can't buy you love,why does a divorce cost so much? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted March 14, 2010 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2010 Because when money talks, it says "Goodbye" Is it possible to train a train? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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