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1 minute ago, Florence Locomotive Works said:

Does BAE Systems sell these?

 

Only to approved purchasers who can show just reason why the unexpected arrival of such pachyderms could be deemed to be detrimental to personal safety. Such reasons can include extreme sensitivity to non pre-warned exposure to pannier tanks, the risk of large scale cake stock depletion caused by insufficient warning time, and known allergic reaction to red rugby shirts, although this list is not exhaustive. Clients residing within less than an hour's travelling time from a registered Muddy Hollow site receive priority treatment.

 

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6 hours ago, Florence Locomotive Works said:

Does BAE Systems sell these?

 

Probably - but the price'll make your eyes bleed......

Far cheaper to keep Hippo in cake.

 

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A friend sent me a memo from the NHS.

 

The gist of it was a request for men who are 'undersized', to fly a white flag with a red cross on their car aerials in order for the NHS to informally see the extent of the problem nationally.

 

Judging by the number of aforementioned flags on the Telfland vehicle fleet this morning, 'Houston, we have a problem...'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Happy Hippo said:

A friend sent me a memo from the NHS.

 

The gist of it was a request for men who are 'undersized', to fly a white flag with a red cross on their car aerials in order for the NHS to informally see the extent of the problem nationally.

 

Judging by the number of aforementioned flags on the Telfland vehicle fleet this morning, 'Houston, we have a problem...'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hasn't the problem of undersized brains in Telfs been well known anyway?

 

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1 hour ago, Dave Hunt said:

 

Hasn't the problem of undersized brains in Telfs been well known anyway?

 

Dave

I have admitted it before but no 1 son is engaged to a Telf.  I don't know about her brain but she was on the front row for other parts.  Mind you her first husband was in the RAF.

 

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37 minutes ago, jamie92208 said:

I have admitted it before but no 1 son is engaged to a Telf.  I don't know about her brain but she was on the front row for other parts.  Mind you her first husband was in the RAF.

 

Jamie

There are three positions in the front row.  Was she the one in the middle?  Bill

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1 hour ago, bbishop said:

There are three positions in the front row.  Was she the one in the middle?  Bill

 

I was just wondering what I could say in response to say to that but you beat me to it. Very diplomatic, Bill.

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4 hours ago, jamie92208 said:

I have admitted it before but no 1 son is engaged to a Telf.  I don't know about her brain but she was on the front row for other parts.  Mind you her first husband was in the RAF.

 

Jamie

 

Does she know that her fiancé is the son of a copper though?

 

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24 minutes ago, Dave Hunt said:

 

Does she know that her fiancé is the son of a copper though?

 

Dave

Is that too many pieces of info for a Telf to absorb though,

 

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6 minutes ago, SM42 said:

I have discovered a product that combines the major food groups

 

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Biscuit, chocolate and LDC all in one

 

:dance_mini::yahoo::dancer:

 

Andy

 

.....And very yummy they are too.....reportedly......:laugh:

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I thought that the major food groups included crispy burnt black bits - according to Terry Pratchett anyway.

 

5 hours ago, jamie92208 said:

Is that too many pieces of info for a Telf to absorb though,

 

Jamie

 

Ah, I hadn't thought of that.

 

Dave

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Afternoon all,

 

 

Headway is being made with my no scenery layout. 
 

Apparently DCC concepts makes fully working scale point rodding, which looks very enticing. Here’s a link:

 

https://www.dccconcepts.com/product/working-rodding-set-including-all-parts/


And here’s a video:

 


 

There also just happen to be not one but two GEM lever frames for sale in the USA, so there’s a good incentive to get started. However I’m still lacking a track plan. I’m thinking of it being a double tracked terminus, so if anybody has one they want to share that would be much appreciated. Here’s a link to its topic.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Florence Locomotive Works said:

Afternoon all,

 

 

Headway is being made with my no scenery layout. 
 

Apparently DCC concepts makes fully working scale point rodding, which looks very enticing. Here’s a link:

 

https://www.dccconcepts.com/product/working-rodding-set-including-all-parts/


And here’s a video:

 


 

There also just happen to be not one but two GEM lever frames for sale in the USA, so there’s a good incentive to get started. However I’m still lacking a track plan. I’m thinking of it being a double tracked terminus, so if anybody has one they want to share that would be much appreciated. Here’s a link to its topic.

 

 

Douglas

A good company to deal with and Newbryford just happens to work there. They are also based in the town across the valley from where I grew up. Good luck with the point rodding.

 

Jamie

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