Jump to content
 

The non-railway and non-modelling social zone. Please ensure forum rules are adhered to in this area too!

Vampires' Song Book


DavidB-AU

Recommended Posts

  • RMweb Gold

Ian Fleming's finest:

 

From Russia with Love Thirty.

Dr. No-t out

Goldcupfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Serve and Volley

The Man with the Golden Balls (Beckham's biography?)

and of course

Thunderball

Link to post
Share on other sites

Ian Fleming's finest:

 

From Russia with Love Thirty.

Dr. No-t out

Goldcupfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Serve and Volley

The Man with the Golden Balls (Beckham's biography?)

and of course

Thunderball

 

Fleming seems to have been keen on golf, seeing as golf references pop up a lot in the Bond novels, so maybe we ought to include Casino Royale & Ancient as well? ;)

 

David

Link to post
Share on other sites

Some good suggestions there. Now for a slightly more difficult one. Time to announce the late arrivals at the Global Financial Crisis Ball.

 

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Valuation and their daughter Dee.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Mr & Mrs Terestrates and their son Ian

 

Mr & Mrs Gelyobscenebonus and their son Hugh

 

and, inevitably, Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatdeficit and their son Gordon

Link to post
Share on other sites

Me Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,

 

Announcing the aristocratic family, The Are-Straights, and their daughter Di

 

The Pinching family, and their daughter, Penny

 

The Card family, and their son, Master

 

... and from the same grandparents, the Card family and their son Barclay

 

... and from Spain, welcome Senor and Senora Tander, with their son Sam. Apparently they recently enjoyed their shopping trips to Bradford, Bingley and Leicester, and paid a visit to the Abbey.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest dilbert

Mr and Mrs Getting accompanied by their son, Bud.

 

Mr and Mrs Raid wth their daughter Dawn.

 

Mr and Mrs. Itaway and their son, Chuck.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Mr and Mrs. Stitute, and their son Desmond [Think about it]

 

.... and Mr. and Mrs. Street with their son who has just got over a recent accident, Walter. (All together, it was a) Walt Street Crash.

 

.... and arriving by herself, the Lady of Threadneedle Street.

 

I'd get me coat, but they took the shirt off my back, as well

Link to post
Share on other sites

Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Policy and their complaining son, moany Terry Policy.

 

Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Reserve and their FBI agent son, the fed Errol Reserve.

 

And Mrs & Mrs Trage and their daughter, Abi Trage.

Link to post
Share on other sites

*groan*

 

Well as the bank of time is nationalised by the Chancellor of destiny, it's time to wrap up that game and move on to another. Let's have a round of European Radio Times. You suggestions please for radio and television programs of interest to those on the continent.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...