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The programmes we loved, and very nearly watched...


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Entertainment has left a magnificent legacy upon us, which we can watch again & again. Here are some of the legacy that never quite made it.

 

Roobarb & Mustard

The Old Grey Washing Test

Zzzzzzzzzzz cars

Top of the Popes

Taupe Gear

Fireball XL Spreadsheet

Tizwasn't

Bless This Hose

Watch with Mothers Pride

Saturday Night with the London Palladium 

The Mickey Mousse Show

Charlies Angles

Rugby Leagues under The sea

Who wants to be a Minionaire?

Monty Pythons Training Circuit

Captain Pink and the Mysterons Washing machine

One Foot in the Gravesend

 

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Oh dear, there's more!

 

News at Tents

Questionable Timing

lighter of the Day

A Question of Spawn

Mock the Weak

Would I Lie on You?

Play Your Curds Right

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Cash (for Granny) In The Attic

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Homes under the Bulldozer

Miss Maple, where Miss Marple emigrates to Canada

Inspector Morsel, the food inspector

CSI Midsomer, where we finally get to find out why a small English village has so many psychopaths in their midst and how the population hasn't moved away yet.

 Jeux Sans Royaume-Uni, the post Brexit European version of It's a Knockout

World of Spots, Dickie Davies introducing competitive acne squeezing.

Snail of the Century

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9 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said:

A real one is that when I was a kid I thought a programme called Morning Worship was going to be about battleships.

 

That was disappointing....

I suppose if you were told about it in a North Eastern accent then yes, Brian Rix (formerly of a string of softcore pornalike crap movies) introducing religious programming instead of, like, warships would be disappointing!

 

C6T.

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Doctor Hoover, where a mysterious visitor travels throughout time and space in a time travelling enormous Henry clearing up after aliens.

The Undertakers.  A reality remake of The Office, only funnier with more laughs.

George and Mildew, a comedy of one bloke's constant battle to keep his house free from Rising Damp (he's not a fan of Leonard Rossiter)

Brown Court (at least it seems the set designer thought that was the working title)

Tales of the Highly Predictable

Jason Kong, where a giant moustachioed gorilla creates mayhem in a kaftan whilst puffing away on a cheroot.

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The Darling Butts of May(be not)

 

Only Fools and Horseflies

 

Not the 9 o'clock Nudes, followed by...

 

Have I Got Nudes For You!I

 

Doctor Whoevernext.....

 

Strictly Come Prancing (horse edition)

 

Top Grrrrrrr!

 

The Eggs Files

 

Widecathedral (set on the Dorset coast, not that far from West Bay oddly enough)

 

Hitch-hikers Guide to the Cadburys

 

Some Fathers Do 'ave 'em (apparently)

 

I'm an Honest Politician, Get Me Out of Here!

 

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This is your Loaf, where a famous baker is surprised by a man with a big red recipe book.

Horrornation Street, where Chucky moves in next to Ena Sharples and battle commences.

Play for Yesterday, where Play for Today gets a repeat showing on a +1 channel

The Man with the Golden Shower, a porn/scat low budget spy movie

Nit's Landing - story of a headlice infestation amongst super-rich sailors

Buck Rodgers in the 17th Century, where Buck cocks up the programming in his flight computer and goes back in time

Call My Buff, where a nude panel try to convince other nude panellists of the wrong definition of odd words.

The Muppet Show (also known as BBC Parliament Channel)

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Going for a Pong; the swage inspectors cut.

From here to Elstree.

One Flew over Robins Nest.

Golf From St Andrews Liver salts.

Mary Popped Out (Red Triangle). 

Thought for the day ( Did I put the cat out?). 

The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardroom (Navy version). 

Mutiny on the Bounty Funsize.

Singing in the Rainham.

Stanstead & Deliver!

Doctor Kildare (Sligo)

Have I got Newts For You. 

Leastenders.

Heartburn.

Whatever Happened to the Ilkley Lads?

North by North Circular.

The Cruel Seaview

 

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