RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 6, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2016 Who said Americans don't do irony.............................. irony.jpg 63ft ahead is someone looking for another job! A great opportunity for someone to ring up, since there is a vacancy. But at least its still upright! http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/inner-south/truck-stuck-under-bridge-on-city-rd-in-south-melbourne/news-story/470fe71b6bb0caef6a7318cdf492f033 That bridge is a regular target & is at an angle, so dangerous for cars/pedestrians on the left. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) Somehow there seems to be something appropriate in the body text under the headline BIKIES PROBED AS BULLETS FLY AT STRIP CLUB Fears of tit-for-tat violence have emerged after a bouncer was shot outside a strip club, Edited January 6, 2016 by shortliner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted January 6, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sometimes, you need https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/3b/ee/a73beefdbfd7eb4dccc9c90b89e692fe.jpg 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 That'll teach him to go after other peoples nuts............................. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Why have I got tears in my eyes? Marc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just poppin' out to pinch a couple of nuts love. Ooowwww! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DavidB-AU Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 That'll teach him to go after other peoples nuts............................. nuts.jpg What I can't quite understand is why two people have marked this as "Informative / Useful"...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium skipepsi Posted January 7, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 7, 2016 Maybe they have plans for a squirrel deterrent system? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted January 7, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 7, 2016 Or lunch? http://www.angelfire.com/wy/boohoo/GarysBlog/index.blog?topic_id=1052447 bottom item. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted January 7, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 7, 2016 Or lunch? http://www.angelfire.com/wy/boohoo/GarysBlog/index.blog?topic_id=1052447 bottom item. The interesting things is that several of the animals listed n that page are a long way from 'hillbilly' fare - the last time I had kangaroo fillet was in a relatively expensive restaurant! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) the last time I had kangaroo fillet was in a relatively expensive restaurant! [unquote] Available in the Freezer Cabinet in Lidl - together with other nom-nom meats for carnivores! Edited January 7, 2016 by shortliner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I recall a visit to the beautiful island of Grenada a few years ago when we visited a small cafe on the edge of the rainforest in the middle of the island. I noticed an item on the menu, "Hunter's Pot". As a dedicated carnivore, I ordered it and persisted in the face of warnings from the waitress that it was for the locals and not visitors. A delicious stew arrived which I enjoyed, although the bones were relatively small and a bit sharp in places. I was asked if I had any idea what I had just eaten and confessed that I could not identify the meat. To my relief, it turned out to be possum, rather than dog or cat or anything else that had crossed my mind. Today I'm wearing a nice warm sweater, purchased in New Zealand, which is made from a mixture of Merino and Possum fibres. I always think of that meal when I wear this sweater . . . Stan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 7, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 7, 2016 I always think of that meal when I wear this sweater . . . Stan Did you spill some down it then ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 The truth is finally revealed about what a Scotsman keeps in his sporran. Angry kittens. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted January 8, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) I seriously Doubt that's a Scotsman: The belt goes round the waist (top edge of kilt) not through the back of a sporran, The sporran hangs from it's own belt /chain somewhat lower. The sporran chain /belt goes through the loops one of which is that is seen hanging over the belt. But Worst of all HE's WEARING THE KILT BACKWARDS. The pleats go round the back the flat apron is worn in front. The Tartan I believe is the Black Watch AKA Government AKA Campbell tartan and is one that is considered by some as a universal tartan that can be worn by all. More appropriately he should have been wearing the Scottish Wild Cat Tartan created to raise money to Conserve the Scottish Wildcat. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=scottish+wildcat+tartan&hl=en-GB&rlz=1T4GGHP_en-GBGB595GB595&tbm=isch&imgil=i2dobY561G24HM%253A%253BL1VeiCso7n21iM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.xmarksthescot.com%25252Fforum%25252Fshowthread.php%25253Ft%2525253D87763&source=iu&pf=m&fir=i2dobY561G24HM%253A%252CL1VeiCso7n21iM%252C_&biw=1920&bih=1021&usg=__mufyEy2ntTyUnGifNYuU3244h3k%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjz4a-G1JnKAhUGfRoKHTIpAXoQyjcILg&ei=aGCPVvONBIb6abLShNAH#imgrc=i2dobY561G24HM%3A&usg=__mufyEy2ntTyUnGifNYuU3244h3k%3D Edited January 8, 2016 by TheQ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Did you spill some down it then ? The answer is, of course, "No!" but I was hoping my response would immediately follow your somewhat cheeky questioning of my ability to feed myself and then I would have made a bacon sandwich. Cheers, Stan 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 ....then I would have made a bacon sandwich.... ...with tomato sauce? Would you have been filmed eating it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Though the Chinese do manage to get some things right, sometimes................ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted January 8, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8, 2016 Funny how 'Johnnie Worker' still looks like a toff. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Though the Chinese do manage to get some things right, sometimes................ jonni worker.jpg Purchasers are still required to open the box flaps 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I thought that a 'Johnnie Worker' was someone who worked in a contraceptive factory. Jim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Downendian Posted January 8, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 8, 2016 Interesting sign at the RSPCA in Bury. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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