RMweb Premium mezzoman253 Posted December 18, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 18, 2012 I've already posted this twice in other related threads, obviously in that invisible ink stuff http://science.nasa....4dec_yesterday/ Rob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Thanks for that Rob, between you and I tho, I dont really think the worlds going to end, just thought a spoof would be a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously eh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium mezzoman253 Posted December 18, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 18, 2012 The link's appeared on the board over the last few days in other threads, so I assumed you'd all seen it. This was perhaps the correct thread to put it in though. I'm sure there are thousands of people totally unaware of the terrible fate awaiting them on the 21st. Not much we could do if it did occur, Merry Christmas, if we get there. Rob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Bang, the worlds over! The new cleaning product to follow this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtbuE0A95A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinWalsh Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I've ordered these rather splendid trolleys! If you're going.......... then do it in style. The intention is to stand on the roof from 00:01 singing Rooool Britannia till the worlds end or my colleagues come for me. I dont know whether its a good idea to be 'stood to attention' though! As I am more portly than at 20, if we are still here next week, we can use them as a festive tablecloth. You can always count on a bootneck to bring a topic down to the gutter (I wonder if Boris of this parish could be considered an honourary bootneck??) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ..... (I wonder if Boris of this parish could be considered an honourary bootneck??) The IPCC would be overwhelmed by complaints if he was! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 You can always count on a bootneck to bring a topic down to the gutter Guilty! Mind you, for this forum I kept me trollies ON! AND..............no mention of that essential G1098 kit.........Stockings and suzzies! Royal always looked far better in them than Jenny anyway!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davknigh Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Never mind the Mayans, I thought it was the Vogons that are supposed to do us in? Cheers, David Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Fitness Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Don't worry if all this fuss doesn't come to anything on the 21st....it's not the end of the world....hat,coat gone... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold beast66606 Posted December 18, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2012 I've already posted this twice in other related threads, obviously in that invisible ink stuff http://science.nasa....4dec_yesterday/ Rob I thought this was amusing - from the above link (so your ink isn't totally invisible) Lika Guhathakurta, head of NASA's Living with a Star Program, says the sun is not a threat, either. "The sun has been flaring for billions of years--long before the Maya even existed--and it has never once destroyed the world." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 The sun has been flaring for billions of years- And will go on, long after mankind is but a very far distant memory! Still cancelled the milk tho, and steadily eating our way through the assorted contents of the fridge freezer. Not to worry as the neighbour is a survivalist, and we have invited Ray Mearns round on Sat, just to be on the safe side! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tom F Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 This doesn't given me long to get the ballasting finished on 'Leaman Road'.......How ruddy inconvenient! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Well I'm rostered nights on Friday so if the Mayans are right I'll only have three hours to do. Who said there wasn't a silver lining? ;-) D. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Just you wait 'till the planet Nibiru re-appears! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Bang, the worlds over! The new cleaning product to follow this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtbuE0A95A I'm sure the first 'i' and 'l' in Cillit Bang are a misprint............ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinWalsh Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Guilty! Mind you, for this forum I kept me trollies ON! AND..............no mention of that essential G1098 kit.........Stockings and suzzies! Royal always looked far better in them than Jenny anyway!!!!! I DO NOT want to see a pic of you in 'long socks and 58 webbing' , the mental image is bad enough LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Lika Guhathakurta, head of NASA's Living with a Star Program, says the sun is not a threat, either. "The sun has been flaring for billions of years--long before the Maya even existed--and it has never once destroyed the world." Presumably it will ... eventually ( 5 - 7.5 billion years from now). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm sure the first 'i' and 'l' in Cillit Bang are a misprint.. Theres many a slip twixt................ Just had a call asking me if I have had an accident in the last 3 years.............. Told him to ring back Saturday! I DO NOT want to see a pic of you in 'long socks and 58 webbing' Ahem, drawers, cellular, mens, OG ! Presumably it will ... eventually ( 5 - 7.5 billion years from now). Time to finish the ballasting then, no excuses! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 It takes a special kind of thread to go from an ancient civilisation's timepiece to a pair of shreddies, I can tell you! Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRat Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 In my humble professional experience.............. I have seen quite a few 'ancient civilisations' actually living inside the odd pair of shreddies! It was life Dave, but not as WE know it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Theres many a slip twixt................ Just had a call asking me if I have had an accident in the last 3 years.............. Told him to ring back Saturday! You never know; you might have an 'accident' on Friday night if anything happens. I wonder if you can claim for sh*tting yourself?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold TheSignalEngineer Posted December 18, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2012 We held a pre- apocalypse piss up on Saturday and had a fine time. I am now ready to meet my maker, but contemplating if I need to finish off the 2 and a half bottles of malt whisky in our drinks cupboard before the world ends. If it goes in time zone sequence you'll have just under 12 hour after the first reports come in to drink it. when you've finished it you won't care what happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Have you not all heard of mañana? Just because they said Friday - it might be the next day, or the next.................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Have you not all heard of mañana? Just because they said Friday - it might be the next day, or the next.................. I must learn to read, not scan, when I am following threads. I thought you wrote 'Mary-Jane' ( if you know what I mean!) Still, that would help you through the situation. Jeff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Donw Posted December 18, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 18, 2012 The economy is shot the country's broke and as for the EU, well maybe going out with a bang could be for the best. At least I won't need excuses for not finishing all the 'little' jobs round the house. Don Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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