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Is beginning to think a good proportion of taxi drivers get there licence's out of kinder eggs after the amount of times they've cut me up this week !

Roll on October 1st...

Chicken in a walnut and pomegranate sauce with rice – delicious :-)

Lancashire la la la, Lancashire la la la!!!!

is thinking about changing the way his blog works. Maybe each entry will consist of a PO box number and anyone wanting to read the full entry could send an SAE and wait to recieve a hand written document. I think this could be the best way to read a blog ever.

Why so many profile views?

Beatties Liquid Poly.

My girlfriend's brilliant, cos she just is!

Turns out a Swann-Morton scalpel is ideal for scoring pork fat.

It's a big ask, but could sports commentators at the Olympics in 2012 NOT say "It's a big ask".

has encountered his first-ever Nigerian buyer on eBay.

I wonder if I could mount a machine gun on me kayak? Just for use on the Mersey... (Cheshire bit).

Just running in a surprise class 411 EMU. It's a bit far from home on a model of Bolton Trinity Street...

This time tomorrow and I'll be sat in Weatherspoons in Telford having my breakfast.

You can't scare me, I've met Timmy Mallett.

Yaarrrggghhh, avast!!!!!

is wondering where all the screwdrivers went?

Y is it that sum people carnt use the spell cquere two cheque there spelllling.

Y is it that sum people carnt use the spell cquere two cheque there spelllling.

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I don't know what to make of this new layout. Much better than The film Red Sonja!

fell into the Goyt twice and got sunstroke yesterday. Today I feel like ****.

fell in the Mersey today.

off to the barbers, I look like a tramps backside

BBC sells out to Murdoch on f1, but BBC Alba continues... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?