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martin_wynne

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  1. Satriani, Vai or EVH?!?!

  2. After opening with talk of drought, 2012 will surely go down on record as the wettest and lousiest summer since Harold went to Specsavers…

  3. "You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.'"

  4. Been watching Last of the Summer Wine about pirate Captain Clutterbuck of Hebden Bridge, terror of the Spanish Main or was it Barnsley Main. Was there much pirating in Yorkshire…?

  5. "You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.'"

  6. Lobster Random.

  7. light gone in oven, thunderstorm.cat missing and now sky is dead

    1. martin_wynne

      martin_wynne

      The sky normally goes dark about 9pm at this time of year.

    2. (See 9 other replies to this status update)

  8. is convinced the Hanger Lane traffic signals have been reprogrammed to spend more time on red :-(

  9. after banging and cutting the top of my head twice in 4 days on the shed door-frame it now has a padded cushion on it....the door-frame that is :-)

  10. Stop the world, I want to get off ...

  11. Pin at brake lever end.

  12. In the tradition of corny newspaper puns, I have settled on Marcway, ordered the goods and so I hope this signals that I’m on the right track and don’t intend hitting the buffers before I’ve started.

  13. Developing black & white film... Remember that?

  14. Hey hey hey hey!

  15. wonders where smoking is allowed on RMweb?

  16. Aye, there's the rub...

  17. "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

  18. "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

  19. often updates status then forgets to check it before its disappeared

  20. Its all suddenly got dark here for some reason.

  21. has had a torrid first experience of AutoCAD. Not as easy as it looks.

  22. Olympic torch passing Abergele today. All streets coned off. What a lot of palava, you would think we had something to celebrate...

  23. 10 bags portland cement. On pallet. 10ft up on delivery crane. Pallet broke in two. Cement everywhere. Why me? Why always me?

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