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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Great find. Thanks

    3. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Posted on rmweb a year ago but still great to see again

    4. CovDriver

      CovDriver

      Just what I've been looking for as I'm led to believe I'm a descendant of this once huge family according to our family tree I've been researching for the past couple of years, I'm a Davenport !!??

  1. ...has been invited to my first tear-gas party this weekend in Nantes!

     

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      I'm expecting it to be a riot!!

       

  2. ..and so it begins..

  3. ..is slowly, oh so slowly, killing 5 hours at Zurich airport..

    1. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Have you tried plane spotting.

      Airbus, Airbus, Airbus, ooh B737, Airbus, Airbus, Airbus, Airbus, Airbus

    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Not true. In Toulouse I saw all the Beluga aircraft in one visit.

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Todays itinerary includes an Embraer190 and a C-Series.

  4. A fantastic thankyou to TPE and YRK for returning my bag.

  5. Bring on the "ACME Thunderer"!

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Join in - probably next Thursday!

       

    3. truffy

      truffy

      And just to think that, until now, I had always been under the impression that ACME solely supplied Road-Runner-Death-Inducing requisites to one Wile E. Coyote.

       

      Verily, I consider myself to have become a little more educamated.

    4. DonB

      DonB

      There's also an Acme Thread used in heavy engineering,

  6. Did you know - if you turn "up" upsidedown you get "dn"

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      710.0553

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    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      :rofl:

       

      When we had LCD calculators it only referred to an obsolete airliner....

  7. Engage FTL. Sir? Will engineering need the hammer for the starter motor again? Yes, send it down.

  8. Had a "Splendid" commute into work behind 68027...

  9. Has woken up in a -12'C Trondheim this morning!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Hopefully it's the same place that you fell asleep in.

       

  10. Helm – Set course for Wolf 359. Sir, You do know that is behind us!

  11. Helm, engage at warp1 to the Alpha Centauri. Sir that will take 10 years! OK, warp5 then.

     

  12. I want to start the campaign for the return of real status updates - TCFTRORSU

    1. JDW

      JDW

      I think you need a snappier acronym.  I suggest CAMRaSU - CAMpaign for the return of ReAStatus Updates. (And with no connection whatsoever to CAMRA :D)

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      After this evenings omnishambles, I think I'd prefer the engaging air of unreality that characterises the current status updates!

       

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      A friend of mine wanted to start a Campaign for the Revival of Archiac Phrases, but couldn't think of a suitable acronym.

  13. IMHO the 2 line Status Update limit is killing Status Updates. For example 2 lines, or 95 characters...

     

    ...Made you look, made you stare, made you eat your underwear!

     

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Is there a limit now?

  14. Initiate manoeuvre “SHMD Omega-Alph”. The “3-point turn” - Sir? Yes helm.

     

  15. Set course for Kepler 107 in the constellation Cygnus...

  16. Sir, are we going FTL YET? Can you see around corners? Eye Sir. Can you see the back of your own head Yet?!

  17. Sir, Engineering report that the Manual Percussion Mechanical Agitation Device... Smythes, I've told you before – call it a Hammer!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Applications include: PMT (Percussive Maintenance Technique).

    2. SHMD
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  19. TCFTRORSU * 2

  20. The "GSS Glockenspiel" has a certain ring to it, 'ey helm?

     

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